apocalypsos | How much do I love my shows?

Like CANDY, I swear.

Holy Christmas, was that the best episode yet, or WHAT?! *flails*

-- Oh, wow, do I love Alexis! Poor wronged Alexis. The way she was totally playing Daniel to get him to say that he hated Alex or whatever, and the way he just ripped into her when he told her how much she hurt the rest of the family. Just ... YESYESYES. They are both so right and so wrong at the same time. They get it and yet they don't, you know?

-- "I love your assistant. I have the same one in beige." I missed the next minute or so of dialogue because I was too busy giggling hysterically. Marc and Beige!Marc should meet, perhaps on the boy cruise. *snickers*

-- My favorite Amanda is now and will always be Nervous Eater!Amanda, so watching her swill champagne the entire episode made me squee. And I adored her dress. Also, watching her and Marc conspire is a thing of sheer catty beauty.

-- Is it bad that I want Wilhelmina to fire Marc if only so that she can hire ~~Jason~~ Justin? "It's Justin, actually, but I don't care. I love you." Oh, Justin, I already wanted to adopt you for educating your entire family about Fashion Week, but for having the smarts to want to be Wilhelmina's flunkie, you are SO MY FAVORITE.

-- I squealed at the top of my lungs every time Tim Gunn appeared on screen. My poor neighbor. Hee!

-- Daniel and Hilda making out is just ... I would just like not to ever see that again, thanks. GYAH.

-- Hilda met Henry! And thinks he's a nice guy! And he got Betty a T-shirt that fits! Who do I have to pay for Betty and Henry to be squished together on a permanent basis, damn it?!

-- The Ignacio subplot with the case worker would be bugging me if it weren't for the fact that a.) Ignacio is awesome and b.) that confrontation with the ex-boyfriend had me on the floor. Ignacio seriously needs to stop letting Walter in, though. Yuck.

-- Bradford was arrested! Aw, man. I like Bradford, Fey-killer though he may be.

-- Am I really dorky if I started critiquing Christina's collection? (Which I liked, by the way. Particularly Alex's dress. ROWR.) Project Runway has broken me, or considering how I dressed in high school I suppose it fixed me. :)

-- Speaking of which, now I don't have to write the Project Runway crossover if the show already did it, right? *ducks rotten tomatoes* Yeah, yeah, I'll write it eventually.

*****

Oh, boys.

-- MAGIC FINGERS. That just never stops being funny, much like when Dean ribs Sam about porn. Also, "You're making me uncomfortable"? Why, Sammy, because that's supposed to be your job?

-- Just out of curiosity, was I the only one listening to the priest's description of avenging angels -- the feelings of terror and awe, fighting evil and destroying it -- and thinking of Mary in "Home"?

-- I love that Sam has faith and Dean doesn't, and WHY Sam has faith. Because he needs to, because he's got to think that there's something out there that can save him. Yes, he has faith in Dean, but Dean's just one guy, no matter how much Dean might want to save him. Aw, SAMMY. *hugs him*

-- Why does Dean of all people know the name of the star of Touched by an Angel? I mean, Roma Downey? Someone get that man on the World Series of Pop Culture, STAT.

-- I cried during that scene in the church when Dean was talking about Mary. Uh, for the record.

-- Aw, I kind of feel sorry for the poor dead priest. Because he thought he was an angel, man. You think you're doing God's will and really you're just turning people into murderers? That's gotta suck.

Although when he said that thing about redemption to Sam, I kind of wanted to punch him for making Sam feel bad. Then again, considering he hit Sammy where it count, I can imagine the hooker and the drunk felt the same way before he came to them, like they wanted to redeem themselves but thought they'd end in an awful place. Which sucks even worse than thinking you're an angel, because instead of saving them he sentenced them.

-- UNICORNS. RAINBOWS FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSES. Kripke, I will give you a million dollars to have Dean and Sam actually find a unicorn by the end of the series. Come on.

-- They still haven't gotten rid of the Impala. Huh. Don't think it's that recognizable, boys?

I don't have a lot of coherent thoughts right now because I'm still too flaily, but Kripke, is there any chance you can give these poor guys ONE good thing this season? Just one. Not that I'm complaining since the last couple of episodes have been phenomenal, but exactly how deep are we going to dig the hole for our boys here?

*cuddles them*

EDIT: The Daily Show is referring to Jason Jones during his report as "J-squared". *dies*