I would make a horrible mother today.

[apocalypsos]

I stopped at Panera after going out and it's only taken me a half hour to want to throttle a small child. Gratefully it's only the one, but still. And I can't even hear him thanks to my headphones, so now it's like he's actively trying to drive me up a wall since I apparently have a stronger urge to tell him to sit down than his mother does.

Also, I've seen a clearer picture of Britney and her shaved head. Oh, sweetie. I've seen a surface like that once, but the footage was kind of grainy and I had a hard time seeing it past Neil Armstrong and the space capsule.

Then again, there's a reason why you won't see me shaving my head anytime soon. I've always wanted to do it just for the hell of it, but I've also always known the story about how when I had the chicken pox I had one HUUUUGE one that took up the entire back of my head and I scratched at it like crazy. So you know how they say, "What if you shave your head and it turns out your skull has some hideous deformed chunk out of it or something?" Er, yes. I presume my bald head would look rather like I'd been beaned in my skull with a toaster-sized meteorite and therefore, hair.

Comments

[katbcoll.livejournal.com]

*blinks* Britney shaved her head?
...
Huh.
I've seen a surface like that once, but the footage was kind of grainy and I had a hard time seeing it past Neil Armstrong and the space capsule.
*cracks up* Ten points for the snark!

Just remember; you don't get any points for hip-checking the brat unless you call your shot first! *smirks*