Oh, man, who's writing that?!

[apocalypsos]

So I'm watching History of Sex on the History Channel, and they were talking about this Chinese belief from ancient times that if a man had sex with a woman and made her come without coming himself, he'd become stronger, and if he did it again he'd develop superhearing and super sight, and if he did it over and over again enough times he'd be like Superman?

Somebody's going to write that story about Dean, right? Where he's doing his usual rounds at the bars and coming back to the motel room smelling like liquor and sex with lipstick on his collar, and then he starts developing these superhuman abilities and neither of them can figure out why, and when they do Sam laughs at him for being a superpowered slut?

By the way, I meant somebody ELSE. Who's not me.

... aw, crap.

Comments

[femmenerd.livejournal.com]

Oh god, I had this boyfriend once who read the Tao of Sex and then started trying not to come with me so that I wouldn't "steal his Chi" or whatever. It was ANNOYING.

But um, yes, somebody else should write that fic.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

What an ass.

[femmenerd.livejournal.com]

Yeah well, we were seventeen at the time and he eventually got over it. In some ways in wasn't ALL BAD, because he didn't stop being invested in it, uh, happening for me./TMI

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Well, that's good, then.

[squee1123.livejournal.com]

AHAHA. I was totally debating watching that show but felt a little wrong even contemplating it since I'm babysitting. Instead I watched the Heavy Metal History thing for a little while before surfing for cartoons.

(I had no luck)

[cassiakohn.livejournal.com]

oh man am i glad i wasnt trying to drink while i read that because DAYUM! that would be awesome! you were kidding about someone else doing this right? cus come on you sooo know you can do it like no one else {ok that sounds more suggestive than i intended}

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

*points to icon*

[slashfairy.livejournal.com]

i do believe you have screwed yourself with this one, honey...

rather like the haiku generator has taken me off on a whole new tangent in the little au...

just when i was starting to pay attention to statistics, too.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Best myth ever.

Someone should totally write that.

[arabiana.livejournal.com]

Dude, I watched all four of those things. They were awesome!!! Of course, I already knew most of that stuff because I'm a big sex-researching-nerd. lol

Hey now, you think it, you write it. Or something like that. ^_-
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[meriwethersays.livejournal.com]

Oh, now you just know we'll all be watching your LJ for that story.

[thespatz.livejournal.com]

*points and laughs*

*in a total admiring-your-creativity way*

*honest*

[fadagaski.livejournal.com]

*waits patiently*

*is not the least bit smug*

[lucywiggin.livejournal.com]

*waiting for the fic*

[liliaeth]

Well at least he'd be popular with the girls which... admittedly might not be all that different from the usual.

[siberian-skys.livejournal.com]

You know you have to, so you might as well get cracking.

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

this Chinese belief from ancient times that if a man had sex with a woman and made her come without coming himself, he'd become stronger, and if he did it again he'd develop superhearing and super sight, and if he did it over and over again enough times he'd be like Superman?

I give you...Fortunato.

[kurukami.livejournal.com]

Yup. I was just thinking of that the moment I read it. Good old Fortunato, pimp and tantric Ace of the long-running George R.R. Martin-edited series...

[brynwulf]

Sam might laugh at him, but he would also be appalled that Dean could even THINK of coming before his partner. Cause Sam's a gentleman. *nods*

[way2busymom.livejournal.com]

*hands you paper & pen*

*Pushes*

*makes encouraging noises*

[elohvee.livejournal.com]

*points back at you*

[astrothsknot.livejournal.com]

Aw, c'mon, you can't leave us like that...

It's got legs though...can I steal the bunny? I've got fresh lettuce for it...

[trinity_clare]

*feeds the bunny*

[tabaqui]

And of course, the *reason* Dean's not coming is because all he really wants is Sammy!Sex.

Wheeeeeeeee!!

*prods you*

[miladygrey.livejournal.com]

The only thing that would make this even more awesome is if you wrote it in the 'verse where Sammy is genderswitched.