Re: "Jerry 2.0"
Oct. 30th, 2003 05:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosDear "Jake 2.0" writers,
Jake can have sex with Diane. He can have sex with the arms dealer chick or the hacker chick or Louise. He can have slashy love affairs with Kyle or the Jim Byrnes character or Antonio the dead mouse. Hell, if Diane opens the door to his apartment and finds him gleefully rodgering the Desk Lamp of True Love, I still will not care.
However, if Sarah ever, EVER puts her grubby, Coors-tainted lips anywhere near him, I will hunt you down and throw dead fish at you.
She has girl cooties. Big, bad girl cooties with severe cirrhosis. I just thought you should know that.
Sincerely,
Me
Jake can have sex with Diane. He can have sex with the arms dealer chick or the hacker chick or Louise. He can have slashy love affairs with Kyle or the Jim Byrnes character or Antonio the dead mouse. Hell, if Diane opens the door to his apartment and finds him gleefully rodgering the Desk Lamp of True Love, I still will not care.
However, if Sarah ever, EVER puts her grubby, Coors-tainted lips anywhere near him, I will hunt you down and throw dead fish at you.
She has girl cooties. Big, bad girl cooties with severe cirrhosis. I just thought you should know that.
Sincerely,
Me
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Date: 2003-10-30 03:37 pm (UTC)And ain't it the truth.
*shudder*