I may not be drunk enough for this show.
Mar. 21st, 2007 10:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosDear Top Design,
Thank you for bringing on Tom Colicchio as a mystery guest this week. I'd almost forgotten what a real judge sounded like.
Sincerely,
Me
P.S. No, really, Kelly Wearstler lost a bet, right? That's got to be why she keeps showing up in outfits that would get her laughed out of any room not populated by mental patients. Then again, that's probably why she gets away with it in this crowd.
I mean, from the waist up she looks like the crazed stepmother in an early-1900's ghost story and from the waist down she looks like a stuffy secretary who'll be made over into a hot chick just before the company Christmas party.
P.P.S. Holy crap, did Michael just display a set of balls?! My word. *dramatic gasp*
P.P.P.S. Oh, Wearstler, shut it. Answering that question isn't doling out criticism, it's engaging in the fostering of personal issues between the designers for made-up dramatic plotlines that Michael (of all people) isn't about to put up with this week.
P.P.P.P.S. Good for Andrea. The dining room she designed is probably my favorite room all season long. Of course with this crowd, that's not saying much.
Thank you for bringing on Tom Colicchio as a mystery guest this week. I'd almost forgotten what a real judge sounded like.
Sincerely,
Me
P.S. No, really, Kelly Wearstler lost a bet, right? That's got to be why she keeps showing up in outfits that would get her laughed out of any room not populated by mental patients. Then again, that's probably why she gets away with it in this crowd.
I mean, from the waist up she looks like the crazed stepmother in an early-1900's ghost story and from the waist down she looks like a stuffy secretary who'll be made over into a hot chick just before the company Christmas party.
P.P.S. Holy crap, did Michael just display a set of balls?! My word. *dramatic gasp*
P.P.P.S. Oh, Wearstler, shut it. Answering that question isn't doling out criticism, it's engaging in the fostering of personal issues between the designers for made-up dramatic plotlines that Michael (of all people) isn't about to put up with this week.
P.P.P.P.S. Good for Andrea. The dining room she designed is probably my favorite room all season long. Of course with this crowd, that's not saying much.
