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[apocalypsos]

You know what I love about Halloween? I mean, aside from the fact that we're all going to Hell for celebrating it.

I can finally take off this stupid mask and go outside. *happy sigh*

You have no idea what happens to antennae and whiskers when you keep them under latex 364 days out of the year.

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You know, I tried to rationalize out that Protection from Pornography Week thing yesterday, and the closest I got with the whole "Protection" thing in my head was a mental image of a dildo-attired Jenna Jameson sneaking up on me in my sleep with a butcher knife only to be thwarted by a tights-wearing Dubya.

"And that, Doctor, is why I scrubbed out my eyeballs with Brillo."

Comments

[deadspiders.livejournal.com]

I love Halloween because people with skin diseases and missing/additional limbs can know the sweet, simple joy of walking amongst the normals without fear of ridicule and disgust. I never spared a thought for the antennaed among us - thank you for bringing my attention to this issue. :)

[gypsyjr.livejournal.com]

the closest I got with the whole "Protection" thing in my head was a mental image of a dildo-attired Jenna Jameson sneaking up on me in my sleep with a butcher knife only to be thwarted by a tights-wearing Dubya.

O_O

.. and that is by far the scariest thing I will see today.

Happy Halloween. :)

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

You know, if I ever had to explain to anyone why I enjoyed your journal, this entry would pretty well sum it up :)˜