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Oct. 31st, 2003 09:45 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosYou know what I love about Halloween? I mean, aside from the fact that we're all going to Hell for celebrating it.
I can finally take off this stupid mask and go outside. *happy sigh*
You have no idea what happens to antennae and whiskers when you keep them under latex 364 days out of the year.
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You know, I tried to rationalize out that Protection from Pornography Week thing yesterday, and the closest I got with the whole "Protection" thing in my head was a mental image of a dildo-attired Jenna Jameson sneaking up on me in my sleep with a butcher knife only to be thwarted by a tights-wearing Dubya.
"And that, Doctor, is why I scrubbed out my eyeballs with Brillo."
I can finally take off this stupid mask and go outside. *happy sigh*
You have no idea what happens to antennae and whiskers when you keep them under latex 364 days out of the year.
****
You know, I tried to rationalize out that Protection from Pornography Week thing yesterday, and the closest I got with the whole "Protection" thing in my head was a mental image of a dildo-attired Jenna Jameson sneaking up on me in my sleep with a butcher knife only to be thwarted by a tights-wearing Dubya.
"And that, Doctor, is why I scrubbed out my eyeballs with Brillo."
