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[apocalypsos]

Do you think if I flung my laptop out the window right now and the police showed up, they'd believe it if I told them it committed suicide?

How about if I told them I was setting it free and seeing if it came back?

I could tell them it thought it was Superman, but unless I can find a mopey brunette to stand around and whine about her dead parents or a bald guy to gaze lovingly upon the motherboard, I'm not sure they'll buy it.

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[wonderlander.livejournal.com]

mmmm...
Lex gazing lovingly on superman. Lex touching superman. Lex fuck......... oh wait, this isn't my journal. Why are you looking at me like that? :p

[georgiamagnolia.livejournal.com]

"Has your computer unit been expressing feelings of despondence lately, ma'am. Have there been any family issues lately?"

I can see the police report now...

[akacat]

I could tell them it thought it was Superman

Use the old-fashioned prop--put a red cape on it.