Note to self ...

[apocalypsos]

Perhaps knocking over a broom and getting whacked in the face with the handle is not the best way to start a work week.

On the bright side, you don't have to set your alarm clock -- just wait until you feel the pitter-patter of yak and sherpa feet trying to climb the swollen lump raising up your right eyebrow.

Comments

[jira-rd.livejournal.com]

I...

Ow.

*walked into the door this morning* I understand.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

The good thing was it didn't even hurt for the entire night unless I furrowed my brow. I just got whacked in the face and then all of a sudden it swelled up like CRAZY.

[jira-rd.livejournal.com]

I think my favourite head trauma was my 70 pound boxer/doberman/pitbull cross. Pure muscle and bone. She ran headfirst into my skull. I had a bump the size of like, an ostrich egg, I swear.

[moire2.livejournal.com]

Ouch. Hope the swelling goes down soon.

[mona1347.livejournal.com]

Oh dear.

Well at least you didn't STEP on it, thus causing it to fly up and smack you in the face, slapstick-style. Though...that might be more ironically funny and less just plain ow.

*pets your head*

[poisontaster]

I CLAIM THIS LUMP IN THE NAME OF FRANCE!

*plants flag*