*snuggles up to friends list and hugs teddy bear*

[apocalypsos]

Tell me a stoooooooooory?

Or a joke. Or show me pictures of baby animals or silly Youtube videos or stuff. Yeah, it's been that kind of a week.

Comments

[speedcat93.livejournal.com]

ok, I'll give it a shot. Do you know this vid?
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=135964350&blogID=217326653&MyToken=d82b4b3e-125e-4b87-9a7c-7dcc556578d1
Bye ;-)

[ravenskye8.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time there was a young ogre who lived in Scranton, PA, in a duplex house, and he had a habit of leaving his front door unlocked so that his neighbor could let the cat in during the day while he was at work.

One day his insane pixie girlfriend ransacked his apartment, stole his laptop, and a ton of random paperwork (we still have no idea why).

And for whatever reason, to this day, he still leaves his door unlocked... (but he doesn't have a cat anymore, because she ran away...)

*scratches head*

Okay - so it's a sucky story - but it had Scranton in it - so I thought of you... *silly grin*

[beachkid.livejournal.com]

lunch on the tube?

[xblackrose666x.livejournal.com]

you could always watch the video of the otters holding hands. that definitely cheered me up this morning *grin*

[anavrinny.livejournal.com]

This made me laugh (may have been hysterical laughter after the day I had yesterday tho!)

[shibbyfangirl.livejournal.com]

MY KITTY!

[lyonie17.livejournal.com]

*coff*

http://lyonie17.livejournal.com/6859.html
http://lyonie17.livejournal.com/6047.html

[katbcoll.livejournal.com]

1. Put kitty where it can hear computer
2. go here: http://www.kessels.com/CatSounds/index.html
3. Watch kitty spaz.

At least it worked on Lucifer last night.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

My cat -freaked- out when he heard wolf howls.

The dogs did nothing.

[katbcoll.livejournal.com]

I never get to the wolf howls. The kittens just set him off yowling and it takes food and lots of cuddling to get him to shut the hell up! *laughs*

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time there was a person.

The person experienced a conflict.

Eventually the person achieved resolution.

The end.

[cavalaxis]

http://www.cuteoverload.com

Good for what ails ya.

~hugs~

[nycdeb.livejournal.com]

I present my puppy icon for your perusal. Or one of these two might help

[strippedpink.livejournal.com]

I spammed Sam's crazyinsane eyes of BRAINWASHING DOOM! Is that good enough??

Or I could bake you a cake.

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

Newborn baby goat.

(And a virtual hug.)

[foxxydancr.livejournal.com]

ok, so I didn't make this and found it somewhere on the web:

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

This makes me smile. So does this, and so does Slacker.com.

[yud.livejournal.com]

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

anteater vs. refrigerator?

http://flickr.com/photos/tamanduagirl/426418101/

[snowpiratess.livejournal.com]

This is so cute that I almost exploded. Baby orang-utans and baby tigers make friends!

[milkshake-b.livejournal.com]

Two URLs I have memorized for just such moments:

http://thecutest.info/top.html

http://thefunniest.info/top.html

Though the latter isn't as good as it used to be; there was a time the entire top ten made me die laughing. It's a lot more... sophomoric now.

[pushingyouaway.livejournal.com]

*gives you cookies*

[scriptchick.livejournal.com]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-ju_gMqSII

Happy puppy

How about a sleepy dog and a snoring Tribblecat?

[wyldemusick.livejournal.com]

A joke? From aintitcoolnews.com

[elsewards.livejournal.com]

[Excerpt from interview with Samuel L. Jackson]

QUINT: What's your favorite dirty joke?

SAMUEL L. JACKSON: Favorite dirty joke... hmm...

QUINT: It's usually the one that pops into the mind first...

SAMUEL L. JACKSON: Okay, well... the one that always pops in my mind... There are tons and tons of jokes, but they always change. The one that always pops in my mind is... A man and a woman are in a doctor's office and the guy asks the girl, "Why are you here?" And she says, "I'm here to sell some blood." He goes, "How much do you get for that?" She goes, "Twenty dollars a pint." She asks him, "Why are you here?" He says, "Well, I sell sperm to the sperm bank." She says, "How much do you get for that?" He's like, "A hundred dollars a pop." She goes, "Oh, great," and they go their separate ways.
So, a month later they're back in the office and the guy sees the girl again and goes, "Hey! You back to sell some more blood?" And she goes (cheeks puffed out and head shaking "no"), "Uh-uh!

[juno-baby.livejournal.com]

Heh. Unicorns.

Homer is happy.
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f55/junobaby/IMG_0124.jpg

[tigriswolf]

What's grin and makes holes?

A drill pickle!

[tigriswolf]

And, penguins!

[tigriswolf]

By the way, that should say "green." *facepalm*

[iseult-variante.livejournal.com]

Immediately below this entry on my flist, annakovsky linked to this:

The following is an approximate description of the effects of a global nuclear war. For the purposes of illustration it is assumed that a war resulted in mid-1988 from military conflict between the Warsaw Pact and NATO...

... and I thought you might enjoy it? It's apoca-cheering? Er? ;)

[georgiamagnolia.livejournal.com]

it's all in the icon

[lots42.livejournal.com]

'The World's Worst

A Compendium Of The Most Ridiculous Feats, Facts and Fools of ALL TIME'

By Les Krantz and Sue Sveum.

[pkai7.livejournal.com]

Hi, my friend sent this to me when I was having that kind of week. Hope it'll put a smile on your face too.

trifecta of cute

[kissmebleeding.livejournal.com]

these pretty babies need few words
http://pics.livejournal.com/manage/pic?id=1
http://pics.livejournal.com/manage/pic?id=2
http://pics.livejournal.com/manage/pic?id=3