apocalypsos | I cannot get back to sleep because I'm fucking wired.

But then again I suppose I asked for it when I set my alarm for eleven so that I could watch Shear Genius, yes?

As the Project Gay boys said ...

Gay Frodo?! NOOOOOO!

Lacey?! ... oh.

Why do I want to think they did that short cut elimination on purpose to get rid of Lacey? I mean, they didn't, but that doesn't mean I don't want to believe it. Heh. Bye, Lacey! Please to be taking your ugly lipstick and weird chin somewhere else. (Seriously, what the hell is up with her chin? It's like she had her chin implant shift when she'd never even gotten one in the first place.)

Okay. NOW GIVE ME MY WEE GAY HOBBIT BACK, DAMN IT. *grumbles*

Is it wrong that much of my love for this show is that everybody who's left (like their elimination or not) deserved to go? There hasn't been a time yet where I've been like, "No, somebody else deserved this more." Theodore did a bad cut. End of story.

And the judges were right -- Dr. Boogie should have gone more adventurous. I was rooting for Evangelin as soon as she picked up the hedge clippers. I mean, that could either have gone horribly terribly wrong or faaaabulous, and either way would have resulted in her getting all wibbly and melodramatic, which is the way in which it's easiest to laugh at her. (I swear, I do like her. But the crying at the drop of the hat is just silly.) It took massive cojones to take those damn clippers in the first place and I wouldn't have blamed the model at all if she'd said, "Yeah, I have somewhere else to be where those clippers are not." But that was a great haircut even before you took the difficulty of the clippers into consideration.

Personally I did think that Tyson should have been in the bottom three, though. Something about his haircut looked a lot like a brown helmet. Or like it should be on a game show host in the 1970s.

I did love the fact that he's such a smug bastard that he decided to let the crappy stylists go first and put his real competition at the end. And it ended up being even more hilarious just because he made it really freakin' hard on Tabatha and then she ended up in the top three. HA! I also died laughing when she was like, "Why is everybody bloody crying already?" about the phone calls. I would have KILLED to hear her call home, although I'm not exactly sure what hearing the voice of Cthulhu over the phone would do to the audience.

Once again, I'm going to be working on a Thursday night when every damn show I watch is a new episode. Oh, great. So much for sleeping tomorrow either. *sigh*

EDIT: Fight over baby's life support divides ethicists. It's not the story or the issue that gets me, it's this line:

Emilio's mother, Catarina Gonzales, on the other hand, is fighting to keep her son on the ventilator, allowing him to die "naturally, the way God intended."

Five million bucks to the first person who can go out into the woods and capture me a free-roaming ventilator.