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apocalypsosOkay, so you know that story going around about Sandy's roommate talking about how cute and funny Jared is and how they get him to change lightbulbs for them?
This is the first thing I thought of.
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When Sam starts dating Jess she's living with three other girls, none of whom are taller than five-six. They throw around names like Sasquatch and Godzilla so he figures it's only fair when he starts referring to the apartment as Munchkinland.
"Do you ever want to get laid again?" Jess asks.
Sam just grins. "Would you prefer I call it 'kindergarten'?" he says.
She pokes him in the ribs in retaliation.
They make good use of him, though, forcing him to change lightbulbs or get books off the top shelves. Sam has never wiped the cobwebs from so many ceiling corners in his life.
One day when Jess has him changing a ceiling tile he says, "You have a thing for me doing this stuff, don't you?"
She shrugs, bumps her hip against his playfully. "Maybe a little," she says with a teasing smile. "Besides, it's not like you're not already up there, right?"
Sam can't argue that, but every once in a while asks her to tie his shoelaces for him to take her down a notch.
*****
This is the first thing I thought of.
*****
When Sam starts dating Jess she's living with three other girls, none of whom are taller than five-six. They throw around names like Sasquatch and Godzilla so he figures it's only fair when he starts referring to the apartment as Munchkinland.
"Do you ever want to get laid again?" Jess asks.
Sam just grins. "Would you prefer I call it 'kindergarten'?" he says.
She pokes him in the ribs in retaliation.
They make good use of him, though, forcing him to change lightbulbs or get books off the top shelves. Sam has never wiped the cobwebs from so many ceiling corners in his life.
One day when Jess has him changing a ceiling tile he says, "You have a thing for me doing this stuff, don't you?"
She shrugs, bumps her hip against his playfully. "Maybe a little," she says with a teasing smile. "Besides, it's not like you're not already up there, right?"
Sam can't argue that, but every once in a while asks her to tie his shoelaces for him to take her down a notch.
*****
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Date: 2007-02-09 03:29 am (UTC)