You're lucky I didn't beat you within an inch of your life and then take that inch.

[apocalypsos]

Co-worker: "I have to pee in the worst way!"
Me: "What, like, through your nose?"

Also, as spotted on a cover of Soap Opera Digest, "(Character) DIES! In Fatal Crash." That's interesting. I never would have guessed someone would die in a fatal crash.

Comments

[astrothsknot.livejournal.com]

Hee!

[sarah82.livejournal.com]

Eww, that would be pretty much the worst way :P

[weetzie21.livejournal.com]

Heh. Soap Opera Digest is dumb. But, what I really want to know is - who dies in the crash? Is it Ridge from Bold & Beautiful? He should die from accidentally cutting himself on his own cheekbones. That would be funny.