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[apocalypsos]

UGH. I hate this feeling ... you know, like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre is going on inside my uterus. I'm so going to end up raiding valerian from the roomies if this keeps up, because Midol doesn't work.

And what the hell is up with my body telling me I'm getting my period for a week straight? "Oh, I was going to have it today, but then this thing came up ..." Jeez, even my reproductive system procrastinates.

Oh, I swear, one day if I ever have kids, they're going to get grounded every damn week. And when they whine and ask me why, I'll just smile and say, "You know what you did."

Ick. Ew, ew, ew.

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[ljs-lj.livejournal.com]

My mother used to say that the menstral cycle was proof that God must be a man. A female deity wouldn't have done this to us.

Jeez, even my reproductive system procrastinates.

I used to have very irregular, bizarre periods - it might be PCOS - and then a bunch of months ago the doctor decided that BC pills might be a good idea...

Now, instead of getting a period every 2-3 months, I start bleeding during the third week on the pills. *sigh*

But in some ways, I guess I'm lucky. All through high school I had horrific cramps - I would have to stay home for a couple of days in a row because it was *impossible* for me to handle school on those days. And no over-the-counter medication eased the pain. But now I only get the occasional, brief twinge of pain - I must have grown out of it or something....


*gifts of virtual chocolate, hot pads, codeine.....*


---LJ