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[apocalypsos]

UGH. I hate this feeling ... you know, like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre is going on inside my uterus. I'm so going to end up raiding valerian from the roomies if this keeps up, because Midol doesn't work.

And what the hell is up with my body telling me I'm getting my period for a week straight? "Oh, I was going to have it today, but then this thing came up ..." Jeez, even my reproductive system procrastinates.

Oh, I swear, one day if I ever have kids, they're going to get grounded every damn week. And when they whine and ask me why, I'll just smile and say, "You know what you did."

Ick. Ew, ew, ew.

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[ljs-lj.livejournal.com]

My mother used to say that the menstral cycle was proof that God must be a man. A female deity wouldn't have done this to us.

Jeez, even my reproductive system procrastinates.

I used to have very irregular, bizarre periods - it might be PCOS - and then a bunch of months ago the doctor decided that BC pills might be a good idea...

Now, instead of getting a period every 2-3 months, I start bleeding during the third week on the pills. *sigh*

But in some ways, I guess I'm lucky. All through high school I had horrific cramps - I would have to stay home for a couple of days in a row because it was *impossible* for me to handle school on those days. And no over-the-counter medication eased the pain. But now I only get the occasional, brief twinge of pain - I must have grown out of it or something....


*gifts of virtual chocolate, hot pads, codeine.....*


---LJ

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

I swear, one day if I ever have kids, they're going to get grounded every damn week. And when they whine and ask me why, I'll just smile and say, "You know what you did."

I think this goes hand in hand with my assertion that if I have kids who are transgendered, I insist on being able to have a hand in renaming them if they decide to do the full physical change because I'm the one who gave birth to them, damnit, and I can name my kids better than I could name themselves.

[ampersand.livejournal.com]

And what the hell is up with my body telling me I'm getting my period for a week straight? "Oh, I was going to have it today, but then this thing came up ..." Jeez, even my reproductive system procrastinates.

Hate that. Hate it. Especially when my body then says, "Oh, I guess we'll just skip it this month" and I get to worry for three more weeks. *considers the contortions necessary to give her uterus a good hard kick*

[itmustbebunnies.livejournal.com]

smiling at what you will do with the kids