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This is the "Heroes for Hire" cover that's been getting a lot of attention as viewed by someone who publishes pornographic comics. For anybody who hasn't seen it we've gone from MJ the objectified washerwoman to ... *drum roll* ... tentacle porn! Seriously, the only thing not on that cover is penetration, which is just faaaaabulous on the cover of a comic meant for twelve-year-olds. (That link's pretty obviously NSFW.)

I've also been thinking about the 'delightful' Adam Hughes interview regarding the whole wank and I think the thing that pinged with me hardest (aside from how impressed I was with how a man who wasn't in it all that deep to begin with promptly dug himself a hole so deep he struck oil) was a.) his mention of her being a model and actress in the past and b.) the line that said basically, "Well, she doesn't have superpowers, so anything we're going to do is just going to be her standing there." Hmm. I wonder if there's any way they could have combined the two concepts of "being a model" and "just standing there" ... *scratches head*

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This is a NSFW cut scene from the upcoming movie Knocked Up, a film in which Katherine Heigl's character has a drunken one-night stand with a total schlub and gets pregnant. The trailer itself's pretty funny and I'm holding out hope that they took this out because it was the least funny thing in there, because if so I may sprain something or break a rib laughing at this movie.

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Okay, so. I have absolutely no money, I'm laid off until tomorrow night at the least and next Monday at the most, my apartment needs cleaning, I'm lonely and hard-up, I've got my period and feel like crap, and I spend more time talking to my cat than I do to other human beings.

I'm going to go lie face down on my bed now and woe.

Which I know is not a verb and yet ... fits, don't you think?
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