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apocalypsosI want to know what Prince Charles' "incident" is.
I don't even give a fuck about the man. I don't care if he was caught doing unspeakable things with the "Christmas Story" electric sex lamp, strawberry licorice laces, three sheep, and any random Spice Girl. I just care that someone did something and no one is telling me what it is.
I wish they'd just say what the hell it is, because quite frankly, anything I come up with in my head is going to be infinitely worse than the truth. Years of writing beyond-strange fanfiction has left me with the uncanny ability to randomly pick items out of my mental top hat and marry them together in a scene in a fashion that is gross, sexual, or both. So, for instance, I can totally come up with an icky situation in my head in which Prince Charles was caught with an order of fried calamari, forty-seven hamsters, half a baby bottle of motor oil, one of Princess Diana's sexier black dresses and Michael Jackson. And I sincerely doubt that's the incident in question.
Oh, Jesus in lacy lingerie, let that not be the incident in question.
Was he caught having sex with a male aide? Because I could totally understand that. And in some weird way, it'd explain Camilla.
Is he really Gonzo the Muppet? 'Cause that would really explain Camilla.
Argh. Can't stand secrets.
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I don't even give a fuck about the man. I don't care if he was caught doing unspeakable things with the "Christmas Story" electric sex lamp, strawberry licorice laces, three sheep, and any random Spice Girl. I just care that someone did something and no one is telling me what it is.
I wish they'd just say what the hell it is, because quite frankly, anything I come up with in my head is going to be infinitely worse than the truth. Years of writing beyond-strange fanfiction has left me with the uncanny ability to randomly pick items out of my mental top hat and marry them together in a scene in a fashion that is gross, sexual, or both. So, for instance, I can totally come up with an icky situation in my head in which Prince Charles was caught with an order of fried calamari, forty-seven hamsters, half a baby bottle of motor oil, one of Princess Diana's sexier black dresses and Michael Jackson. And I sincerely doubt that's the incident in question.
Oh, Jesus in lacy lingerie, let that not be the incident in question.
Was he caught having sex with a male aide? Because I could totally understand that. And in some weird way, it'd explain Camilla.
Is he really Gonzo the Muppet? 'Cause that would really explain Camilla.
Argh. Can't stand secrets.
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Date: 2003-11-10 09:04 am (UTC)The papers are very spicificly clear: There is no incedent. Charles was not involved in any incdent that did not happen. There are reports of an incedent, but they are not incedents that have happened with charles, because of course, there is no incedent with charles. Charles did not do anything, because there was nothing done.