Okay, look.

[apocalypsos]

I leave for twelve hours and you people decide to have the wank I've been waiting DAYS for.

*sigh*

Half of my friends list posts are about the same damn thing. Over and over and OVER again.

I'm probably the only one who responded to the information in question exactly as asked but not for the same reasons. Like, I deleted my "wincest" and "non-wincest" tags, but only because I've been meaning to come up with something better for ages. And I locked down what few questionably underage (if by underage you mean consenting teenagers fooling around, then ... okay, fine) stories I have not because some idiot who can't tell the difference between fiction and reality might report me to LJ Abuse, but because I'm now developing migraines thinking about my relatives finding it. (And yet I don't give a damn if they find the gay incest. Welcome to my family. It's all in the details. *shrugs*) And I'm going to archive my journal now, not because it might get deleted (dude, honestly, if I get lost, Google me ... I'm not that hard to find), but seriously, all of my fic from the last few years is here and I'll be damn if I'm going to lose it and I have no freakin' clue why I didn't until now other than that I may be a bit of a tool.

This is the shit I do when wank pops up. "Hmm, what's this post? I have to delete all of my usericons or monkeys will break into my house and tear off my arms? Well, I don't really believe that monkey thing, but cleaning out my icons ... good idea!"

Now, can we talk about something else? Anything?

I have Cheetos. What do you have?

Comments

[ngaio]

I have tuna and king prawn salad. And a caffeine withdrawal headache because the machine in my office is broken and therefore my Diet Coke lifeline has been cut!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, and I also have a purring cat lying across my arms. He's decided that this is the best possible sleeping place and I may never get him off of me. :)

[girlmostlikely.livejournal.com]

MILO (http://australian-food.com/drinks/milo.html)!

(Yeah, not that guy from that show. *g*)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, God, more Australian food. *headdesk*

(I'm sure it's wonderful what with the chocolate and all, but I'm still getting over huggenkiss giving me Vegemite and that was in October. GYAH.)

[girlmostlikely.livejournal.com]

I eat Vegemite for breakfast every morning (on toast, or on Aussie cracker-type biscuits called Saos). It's the best! *beams*

[myniamh.livejournal.com]

Vegimite and butter worms!

[girlmostlikely.livejournal.com]

YUUUUMMMM.

[lyra-wing.livejournal.com]

I have this cute icon of Dean.

Oh, oh! And pancakes.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Aw. *pats Dean on his adorable head*

Oh, oh! I could have pancakes! Or I could make my mom's maple nut log cookie recipe and have cookies that taste like pancakes. \o/

[lyra-wing.livejournal.com]

Cookies that taste like pancakes!? The BEST THING I've ever heard of. :D

[lots42.livejournal.com]

I also has a cute icon of Dean

[the-oscar-cat.livejournal.com]

i have aubergine and lentil curry (with aubergine pickle - which is the best jam ever i might have to have it on toast!) and diet pepsi.

and it's raining. but i don't mind rain. :)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Aw, rain is awesome. Especially really ridiculously heavy downpours. And thunderstorms! It took me a long time to lose the fear but man, do I love me a good thunderstorm. :)

[suaine.livejournal.com]

I made a spinach casserole just now.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*stomach growls*

That sounds yummy. :)

[suaine.livejournal.com]

I will find out in a moment XD

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

I have an empty stomach, a headache, and I've not yet been to bed.

Please put me out of my misery.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

If it makes you feel any better that pretty much sums up me as well. (Ah, night job, how I hate you. Let me count the ways ...)

[notrafficlights.livejournal.com]

I really want hazelnut chocolate pie. With lots of cream and strawberries as garnish.

Alas, all I have is a glass of water. :(

[seimaisin.livejournal.com]

I have a Zone Bar and a Cherry Coke Zero. Alas, vacation is over, and so are my free eating habits. Sigh.

[22by7.livejournal.com]

binging on an entire carton of chowmein ALL BY MYSELF.

[tenebris.livejournal.com]

I have diet Coke. And pizza. And packing to do that I steadfastly keep resisting! Just a little longer...

[lilacsigil.livejournal.com]

Mmmm... yesterday I made lamb rogan josh with cauliflower, eggplant and bok choy, among other things, and left it in the fridge overnight to mellow. Also, I made tiramisu, but I ate it and there is no more :(

[naanima.livejournal.com]

I have baby icons that makes my ovaries explode.

Um. I offer chocolate and booze?

[katikat.livejournal.com]

I'm trying not to rant... well, too much. But the whole situation makes me sad... Especially since authors are f-locking their LJs so lotsa links in rec comms etc. don't work anymore :(

[katikat.livejournal.com]

Oh, and I'm offering a cake - at least in my icon :D And a coffee now... Is it enough? :P

[kelly-girl.livejournal.com]

I have my breakfast which consists of orange juice and campbells chunky chicken and dumplings soup. I love this soup for breakfast.

*insert sad kitty face here*

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

I had a bottle of formula 50. But I drankded it.

[jldecker.livejournal.com]

I have popcorn. ^-^

I do not have a popcorn icon.

I have a funnelcake icon.

Now I want funnelcake.

[gentleman-lech.livejournal.com]

I have coffee. In a mug that says "Pimp my Code".

I should really get that on an icon.

[squee1123.livejournal.com]

I have a stomachache from eating three bowls of Reeses Puffs cereal not ten minutes ago. Ugh.

I also deleted some of my interests, not because I was really worried about being deleted (theres nothing in my journal that would warrant it and its not like id even be reported if there were) but becasue a few months ago my parents found my interests and...well now they know about the porn.

I would just like to avoid that from happening with my coworkers should they ever manage to find my LJ through MySpace or soemthing. Because I work at a church daycare and that could get awkward.

[minim_calibre]

I have Diet Cherry Coke, but it's not really doing it for me.

Clearly, it's time to trade up and get some coffee.

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

I have this icon and dark chocolate with raspberries in it. Maybe later I'll have gelato.

[medie]

I have nothing...I'm starved! *flail* I am mocking LJ a little which is fun.

mmmm bad tv

[kissmebleeding.livejournal.com]

I have Vampire High on youtube (cause I'm a bad weird glutton for bad melodrama) and pizza rolls and red pepper strips with ranch dip yum....

[faith21.livejournal.com]

I had half of an everything bagel. But it was from lunch and therefore somewhat stale. I needed something to counter the java chip frap that I drank that was making me hyper though.

Also, Finding Nemo icon!

You know about ljbook.com, right? rather than using LJ's archiver?