Okay, look.

[apocalypsos]

Does anybody know of an internet radio station that plays the worst music on the planet?

And I don't mean that they play the same four or five top-40 songs and think they're brilliant. I mean that they play awful music on purpose. Just the worst music ever made, twenty-four/seven, the kind of music so bad it makes you die laughing at how bad it is.

'Cause seriously, if there isn't one, I'm going to end up making on just 'cause.

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[yud.livejournal.com]

A few years ago some of my friends and I formed a band just so that we could make horrible horrible music.

Elephant Vice - Turnabout!

Elephant Vice - Computed Ugly!

Elephant Vice - The Happy Slice!

[gruyere.livejournal.com]

I used to have a friend who did a similar thing--they were called Bereft (as in "of ability") and they had a theme song titled "No Talent."

[grlnamedlucifer.livejournal.com]

I know on AOL radio they have "XM Special X" which they claim is "the most bizarre and worst music ever recorded." They're currently *murdering* "Kids in America"...

[chichiri-no-da.livejournal.com]

The radio station I listen to has one day like that - New Year's Day. But it's just the one day, lol. They started with Achey Breakey Heart and it just went downhill from there for 24 earbleeding hours.

[vass]

That would be SO AWESOME.

(I had a conductor once who was talking about doing a programme of the worst Christmas carols ever. I remember he mentioned When Santa Got Stuck Up The Chimney.)

[wrenlet.livejournal.com]

1) You should totally do that.

2) If you ever found and broadcast "The Waffle House Song" I would possibly love you... like... forever.

I heard it once driving through western Louisiana at dark o'clock in the morning. The DJ announced it with, "You people are CRAZY, fine, I'll play it one more time and then I'm taking the tape out back and lighting it on fire." It is a song comparing a break-up to Waffle House hashbrowns: You left me scattered, smothered, covered, chunked... topped and diced. I laughed so hard I nearly ran the truck off the road.