Going to see The Hulk ...
Jun. 22nd, 2003 12:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsos... or so I've been told by my brother.
"Are we going to see The Hulk?"
"Bryan, I have no money."
"Yeah, but are we going to see The Hulk?"
"I can't afford to."
"Well, yeah, but are we going to see The Hulk?"
*Sigh*
And the truth is that for once ... *gasp* ... I really don't feel like going to see The Hulk, not even if it means a medium bag of Cinemark popcorn. (The more salt, the better. There'd better be enough salt on that sucker so that when I leave the theater, I run the risk of being licked by stray deer.)
But thinking on it, I've decided that since I haven't nominated a Flavor in a while, it's only fair to see it just so I can nominate Eric Bana. Besides, Jennifer Connelly's in it, and okay, if I had to look like anyone in Hollywood, I would definitely pick her right about now. And hey, maybe while I'm watching the movie, if I squint, I can see Paul Bettany standing off on the sidelines, looking all pasty and adorable. Mmmm ... tasty redheaded goodness.
I know I usually don't like guys who are that much taller than me, but I'd be willing to to pull on climbing gear and scale that bastard if it meant I could make him snark romantically in that yummy accent.
Note: You realize, of course, that this is all over a scrawny, pale, kinda funny-looking guy who, if he'd ended up with the stereotypical Brit-teeth, would look incredibly like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel? Madness, I tell you!
"Are we going to see The Hulk?"
"Bryan, I have no money."
"Yeah, but are we going to see The Hulk?"
"I can't afford to."
"Well, yeah, but are we going to see The Hulk?"
*Sigh*
And the truth is that for once ... *gasp* ... I really don't feel like going to see The Hulk, not even if it means a medium bag of Cinemark popcorn. (The more salt, the better. There'd better be enough salt on that sucker so that when I leave the theater, I run the risk of being licked by stray deer.)
But thinking on it, I've decided that since I haven't nominated a Flavor in a while, it's only fair to see it just so I can nominate Eric Bana. Besides, Jennifer Connelly's in it, and okay, if I had to look like anyone in Hollywood, I would definitely pick her right about now. And hey, maybe while I'm watching the movie, if I squint, I can see Paul Bettany standing off on the sidelines, looking all pasty and adorable. Mmmm ... tasty redheaded goodness.
I know I usually don't like guys who are that much taller than me, but I'd be willing to to pull on climbing gear and scale that bastard if it meant I could make him snark romantically in that yummy accent.
Note: You realize, of course, that this is all over a scrawny, pale, kinda funny-looking guy who, if he'd ended up with the stereotypical Brit-teeth, would look incredibly like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel? Madness, I tell you!
