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apocalypsosDear Mom,
First off, please don't respond to my comment that I usually don't clean my apartment when I get depressed with "Why would you be depressed?" Oh, I don't know. I'm going to be thirty, I've never had sex, I have no kids, no money, and a crappy job, I haven't been published yet, I'm going to have to get a second job if I want to do anything or go anywhere, I live alone with two chinchillas and a toothless cat, and I can't find a decent guy to save my life.
And when I tell you all of these things, please don't respond with, "But what about that guy I set you up with? Everybody said he was nice!" That was months ago, and the first real date I've had in years, and if I would have liked the guy enough to go on another date with him I would have, all of which just makes my grumbly, sleep-deprived mood worse.
On the bright side I may steal your satellite radio out of your car and put it in mine because it makes me happy. Which I doubt you would consider a bright side, but still.
Sincerely,
Me
First off, please don't respond to my comment that I usually don't clean my apartment when I get depressed with "Why would you be depressed?" Oh, I don't know. I'm going to be thirty, I've never had sex, I have no kids, no money, and a crappy job, I haven't been published yet, I'm going to have to get a second job if I want to do anything or go anywhere, I live alone with two chinchillas and a toothless cat, and I can't find a decent guy to save my life.
And when I tell you all of these things, please don't respond with, "But what about that guy I set you up with? Everybody said he was nice!" That was months ago, and the first real date I've had in years, and if I would have liked the guy enough to go on another date with him I would have, all of which just makes my grumbly, sleep-deprived mood worse.
On the bright side I may steal your satellite radio out of your car and put it in mine because it makes me happy. Which I doubt you would consider a bright side, but still.
Sincerely,
Me
