*claps hands together*

[apocalypsos]

Okay, so I'm watching the 40 Least Hip-Hop Moments on VH-1 and they've been referencing some pretty cheesy crap. Just the absolutely worst stuff on the planet. And I'm thinking ... you've got to admit, there's just some songs that are so awful and so very, very bad that when they come on your car stereo first you die laughing and then you start dancing like an idiot.

So this is my challenge, because it makes me laugh, and I cannot possibly be the only one:

1. Go to Youtube and find the video for your favorite cheesy-bad song and/or one-hit wonder.
2. Post the video in the comments.

BWAHAHA! I keep waiting for the part where they turn around and present their dicks in a box. *snickers*

Come on, you know you want to join in. *pokes you all*

Comments

[theliel.livejournal.com]

and lo. let the darkness begin.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RwVxrIO_A9s
for the version with dr. beltar, master spy:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DuxGb-BmhxE

i'll be back

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry MC Elmo just left me crying with laughter.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

So much of this show makes me cry with laughter. I think I've seen this whole list five times already and yet I don't even care. *giggles*

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

Augh x_x
*flashbacks to 7th grade*

90's stylez

[theliel.livejournal.com]

original
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WCkQZOnCN3k
teh funny
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e1NFBiP65cs
bbd in da house
http://youtube.com/watch?v=N6blgjF6UkU

my jr. high favorites
http://youtube.com/watch?v=srDfpziUewE

and some glam goth for ju
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5pC3VJA_CB8

[jedilora.livejournal.com]

Doesn't quite count, but really, this was my first boyband crush.

80's and 90's, and still no belinda carlisle

[theliel.livejournal.com]

little pop ont he side:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FbknGnZXHUk

and, well, this song is just six words long..
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BpOrIlYPil4

and teh rappxorz
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zIDU3WVuL9E

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Kx-3Uo-c6gA

[wrenlet.livejournal.com]

We call this one, "OH for the love of GOD go back to Miami Vice. Plz. Begging, here."

[gruyere.livejournal.com]

That may in fact be the greatest thing in all of history.

wow

[theliel.livejournal.com]

the goggles. they do absolutly nothing
but one day i too shall learn to embed, and that day i shall be a man.

Re: wow

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Youtube's got the embed code off to the right of the vids. All you've got to do is copy and paste. :)

Re: wow

[theliel.livejournal.com]

the most pop of his songs ever...but i still like it


i wallow in my shame

Re: wow

[theliel.livejournal.com]

funny that. I just found it.
what scares me is that people pay me to fix thier 'puters and i can't even work LJ and youtube.

i feel like such a pwnzed n00wb

otoh, i can embed! *snoopyhappydance* (the LARP symbol of course being tilting one's head back and making waving motions with the arms)

[misachan.livejournal.com]

I love this video. It's so gloriously cheesy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eXw47qb4U0

I still vividly remember laughingly hysterically the first time I saw it. The real gold starts about halfway through.

[trcunning.livejournal.com]

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The best part - someone loved this song enough to make a video for it.

Re: wow

[popmusicjunkie.livejournal.com]

No shame! That is one of those awesomely cheesy songs that is just too much fun to listen to loud in the car. While singing along off key and all crazy like.
Opps, I think my inner dork is showing.
:)

[theliel.livejournal.com]

that's just sweetz!

sorry to be a comment page hijacker, but....

[popmusicjunkie.livejournal.com]

"Next hang your friend from the ceiling. If he loves you I know he won't care?"
WTF? W T F?
Sweet Mary Mother of God. That might be one of the single creepiest things I have ever watched IN MY WHOLE LIFE.
I am traumatized. hee!
And also? "Doing the Angle Dance" will now be my favorite euphemism for sex.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Dude, I have it, man.

I hate it when I give in to peer pressure...

[katbcoll.livejournal.com]

Bow Wow Wow's "I Want Candy"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNHcaIJETZo

Only because I couldn't remember the name of the gal who sang "Mickey". *hangs head*

Re: wow

[theliel.livejournal.com]

i think the entire point of this thread isn't to worry about showing our inner dork, but instead to drop trou and put 'em on the glass.



you can find zumpano but not nick heyward or soul asylum's bird on a wire:(

[popmusicjunkie.livejournal.com]

Here ya go!
And there is not a soul on the planet that can convince me that this song is entirely in English.
All I understand is that he wants to "lickey boom boom down"

"We had joy, we had fun...."

[wyldemusick.livejournal.com]

Now, I have to say that the original of this ("Le Moribonde" bby Jacques Brel) is rather schmaltzy in itself, but gets away with it by a) being in French and b) being Jacques Brel.

But then Rod McKuen got hold of it. Which isn't the end of its fall into the pit, which came with the wonderfully overbaked Terry Jacks recording that hit big in the seventies.

So. "Seasons In The Sun."



But because that isn't quite horribly, ear-bleedingly, brain-crushingly bad enough, here's Westlife covering it a few years back.



And here's Black Box Recorder, who drop a verse, go all gothy, and deliver a very amusing mocking video:

Re: I hate it when I give in to peer pressure...

[katbcoll.livejournal.com]

Re: sorry to be a comment page hijacker, but....

[jedilora.livejournal.com]

Square One TV from good old PBS, Carmen Sandiego era. Best math crack EVER.

Here, have another hit.