They're my lesbians! You can't have them!

[apocalypsos]

Overheard at work tonight ...

The Lesbian's girlfriend: "You're straight? Yeah, so's spaghetti until I get it wet."

Comments

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[notrafficlights.livejournal.com]

Is it wrong that that line would totally work on me (even though I am not straight)?

[astrothsknot.livejournal.com]

Hee! Aren't you lucky to have such quotable lesians?!

[random-serious.livejournal.com]

That is brilliant! heh.

[horsefacehannah.livejournal.com]

Stolen DIRECTLY from the FABULOUS musical [title of show]...

[slashfairy.livejournal.com]

marvelous. just marvelous. xo

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

*cracks up*

[ephemerall.livejournal.com]

*dies*

Whoever she is she fucking ROCKS MY PANTIES.

no seriously; that was the best line ever.

[okelle.livejournal.com]

Har! Hot and wet, anyway.

[abbajen.livejournal.com]

Hi. I have a community that you moderate, dear asshat on my FL. Well, someone decided it would be cute to spam it with porn (and zero text). See here: http://community.livejournal.com/dear_asshat/49470.html

Could you possibly remove the entry? It's not even behind a cut, nor is it relevant to the comm, other than the fact that that user is an asshat. Also, could you ban the user from the community? Thank you.