Just got back from seeing "The Hulk"
Jun. 22nd, 2003 08:28 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosAnd no spoilers, but I just have one thing to say.
Ahem.
It's the Magical Mystery Pants! If you were to lose five hundred pounds due to diet, exercise, and/or gastric bypass while wearing Normal Pants(TM), those pants would only be useful forever more for camping trips, visiting circuses, and defumigations. However, with Magical Mystery Pants, you can go from 180 pounds to 1,500 pounds and back again without having to deal with unsightly public nudity!
Yes, Magical Mystery Pants -- Best. Spandex. Ever!
(Comes only in sizes M and XXXXXXXXXXXXXXL. Offer void in Rhode Island.)
Ahem.
It's the Magical Mystery Pants! If you were to lose five hundred pounds due to diet, exercise, and/or gastric bypass while wearing Normal Pants(TM), those pants would only be useful forever more for camping trips, visiting circuses, and defumigations. However, with Magical Mystery Pants, you can go from 180 pounds to 1,500 pounds and back again without having to deal with unsightly public nudity!
Yes, Magical Mystery Pants -- Best. Spandex. Ever!
(Comes only in sizes M and XXXXXXXXXXXXXXL. Offer void in Rhode Island.)
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Date: 2003-06-22 07:28 pm (UTC)There's a reason I decided to friends list you...ow, my nose...
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Date: 2003-06-23 10:16 am (UTC)And frankly, I'd rather have the magical mystery pants than Bruce's gamma-irradiated "Hulk" dangling around.
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