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[apocalypsos]

-- Oh, man, how much do I hate stomach cramps? *cries* My tummy hurts so much I actually went out and spent money on a Thermacare patch, which considering my tolerance for painkillers is the only thing that ever works for my freakin' stomach cramps. I think I'm going to give up on a trip to Borders so I can go curl up in bed and drink or something.

-- One of the books I picked up at the library yesterday was Nando Parrado's account of escaping the Andes (he was the guy Ethan Hawke played in Alive) and the best part so far is that he wasn't the one who was all calm and resigned to them having to escape on their own after the search was called off, he was off on the side going, "Fuck this shit, give me some meat and some extra clothes, I'm leaving RIGHT THE FUCK NOW." I know it's all tragic and sad, but at the same time I couldn't help snickering and thinking, "Yeah, that sounds about right for him." :)

-- The Pepsi Max v-gift wank amuses the hell out of me, if only because I don't think that's a gift, I think that's the equivalent of leaving a flaming bag of poo on someone's userinfo. And I like Pepsi, damn it, but I could use that stuff to seal my parents's driveway. (Also, I have milk and Oreos and a gold star on my userinfo, which is AWESOME.)

-- I'm going to be thirty in a month and a half. That's ... kind of odd. Hmm.

Comments

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

At least it's amusing wank this time. Have you seen the droves of Pepsi v-gifts that have been dumped on the news and lj_biz communities? I lol'd.

[wrenlet.livejournal.com]

The ones in lj_biz have some REAL gems in the notes... melannen and necreavit have been having way too much fun. >:D

"Or I heard that you can put Pepsi, um, up you, after," said Cho, "and then you're safe."

"It's true, Pepsi kills man-juice," said Luna. "I asked Snape, and he said, so it must be true."

*snicker*