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apocalypsosMy take on the 20 Sexiest Men in Science Fiction ... one of each, please. :)
Okay, seriously?
20. Tobey Maguire -- Only as Peter Parker. At any other time, his dorkiness is all encompassing in a "Gee, aren't you totally not Christopher Gorham?" type of way.
19. Michael Vartan -- At the moment, I can't remember for the life of me who it is on my friends list who has the huge Vartan jones (it's been that kind of day at work) and I know he's a hottie, but you can have my Vartan.
18. Christopher Gorham -- Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Geeky goodness. Ooo, geeky goodness that I get to snuggle in about an hour. Mmmmmmmmm.
17. Orlando Bloom -- As long as he's not saying idiotic things about Ian McKellen or dressing himself, I'd do him.
16. Callum Blue -- Oooo. Give him a shower and dress him in something that's disturbingly vintage, and we'll talk. Actually, he'll talk, and I'll listen. You don't want to know my reaction to the accent when I nearly melted at a Scottish answering machine message today.
15. Connor Trinneer -- Who?
14. Michael Shanks -- Again, who?
13. Victor Webster -- Um, yeah. He who is Of The Pretty ... okay, I'll do him, but only if the other hot "Mutant X" guy isn't available.
12. Michael Rosenbaum -- A very good Lex Luthor, but again, the Rosenbaum addicts on my friends list have dibs on my Rosenbaum.
11. Alexis Denisof -- Does he come with the leather pants? *user wanders happily into the Land of Distracting Mental Images*
10. Ben Browder -- Num. Num, num, num. Man, I miss "Farscape".
9. Hayden Christensen -- Uh, no. Looks a bit too much like my little brother, and by that, I mean, he looks like he's Jackson-bait.
8. Nick Stahl -- If everybody else doesn't want him, I'll take their Stahls. But only if you scruff him up accordingly and don't let him anywhere near a razor for a while. Gaaaa.
7. Hugh Jackman -- *pounces repeatedly until neither one of us can walk* Hee. That was fun.
6. Tom Welling -- Oh, God, yes. Mmm, pretty. Oh, sorry, he plays the farmboy, doesn't he? Purty.
5. Elijah Wood -- *pets the cute widdle Hobbit*
4. David Boreanaz -- I'm sorry, but I can't have sex with anyone whose character's gloom, angst, and guilt weigh more than I do.
3. Keanu Reeves -- Can I have a "Speed"-issue Keanu? Ooo, or Ted! Can I have Ted? I know the princesses have total control over Wyld Stallyn, but come on! Ted had a personality, facial expressions, an adorable blond sidekick ...
2. Viggo Mortensen -- My Viggo. *growls*
1. James Marsters -- On second thought, my James. *growls louder*
Hee. This reads like my Christmas wish list.
Okay, seriously?
20. Tobey Maguire -- Only as Peter Parker. At any other time, his dorkiness is all encompassing in a "Gee, aren't you totally not Christopher Gorham?" type of way.
19. Michael Vartan -- At the moment, I can't remember for the life of me who it is on my friends list who has the huge Vartan jones (it's been that kind of day at work) and I know he's a hottie, but you can have my Vartan.
18. Christopher Gorham -- Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Geeky goodness. Ooo, geeky goodness that I get to snuggle in about an hour. Mmmmmmmmm.
17. Orlando Bloom -- As long as he's not saying idiotic things about Ian McKellen or dressing himself, I'd do him.
16. Callum Blue -- Oooo. Give him a shower and dress him in something that's disturbingly vintage, and we'll talk. Actually, he'll talk, and I'll listen. You don't want to know my reaction to the accent when I nearly melted at a Scottish answering machine message today.
15. Connor Trinneer -- Who?
14. Michael Shanks -- Again, who?
13. Victor Webster -- Um, yeah. He who is Of The Pretty ... okay, I'll do him, but only if the other hot "Mutant X" guy isn't available.
12. Michael Rosenbaum -- A very good Lex Luthor, but again, the Rosenbaum addicts on my friends list have dibs on my Rosenbaum.
11. Alexis Denisof -- Does he come with the leather pants? *user wanders happily into the Land of Distracting Mental Images*
10. Ben Browder -- Num. Num, num, num. Man, I miss "Farscape".
9. Hayden Christensen -- Uh, no. Looks a bit too much like my little brother, and by that, I mean, he looks like he's Jackson-bait.
8. Nick Stahl -- If everybody else doesn't want him, I'll take their Stahls. But only if you scruff him up accordingly and don't let him anywhere near a razor for a while. Gaaaa.
7. Hugh Jackman -- *pounces repeatedly until neither one of us can walk* Hee. That was fun.
6. Tom Welling -- Oh, God, yes. Mmm, pretty. Oh, sorry, he plays the farmboy, doesn't he? Purty.
5. Elijah Wood -- *pets the cute widdle Hobbit*
4. David Boreanaz -- I'm sorry, but I can't have sex with anyone whose character's gloom, angst, and guilt weigh more than I do.
3. Keanu Reeves -- Can I have a "Speed"-issue Keanu? Ooo, or Ted! Can I have Ted? I know the princesses have total control over Wyld Stallyn, but come on! Ted had a personality, facial expressions, an adorable blond sidekick ...
2. Viggo Mortensen -- My Viggo. *growls*
1. James Marsters -- On second thought, my James. *growls louder*
Hee. This reads like my Christmas wish list.
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Date: 2003-11-19 05:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-11-19 05:13 pm (UTC)I'll take Nick Stahl since you were only sort of enthusiastic about him. *winks*
i suppose there could very well be another one but...
Date: 2003-11-19 06:17 pm (UTC)*takes*
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Date: 2003-11-19 07:23 pm (UTC)[*immediately unfriends*]
[*admits was just kidding*]
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Date: 2003-11-19 07:47 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2003-11-20 06:58 am (UTC)and yet still be considered tasty (unless you're willing to suspend your disbelief).
we were drunk slap silly and caught the tail end of his show,
and when it was over we cheered. when they "talked him into an encore," we fled the building.
no, seriously.
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Date: 2003-11-20 07:03 am (UTC)Silence ensued in the women's bathroom for a lon moment before nearly everyone in there started tossing in their agreements.
Hee. Poor, delusional hottie.