"Bring in the gimp."

[apocalypsos]

Yu-huh. If you haven't figured it out from the title yet, I sprained my ankle last night. Again. This time, I did it standing up. Standing up, for Christ's sake. My foot fell asleep and when I got up, it got all twisty. You know, there are lots of things I do on a sorta-monthly basis that I wouldn't mind in the least making a habit out of, but wrenching my ankle until it swells to the size of a softball? Yeah, let's not do that again, 'kay, foot? Sheesh.

Tomorrow, maybe I'll just try whacking my head repeatedly with a shovel. At least that won't sound half as stupid as "I was getting out of a chair, and my foot said, 'No, Mommy, I don't wanna go to school today.'" Maaaaan ...

Comments

[dustbunnygirl.livejournal.com]

Okay, you've definitely surpassed me in the cursed department, sweets. I bow down before your bad mojo. Just...ummm...keep it to yourself? I'm flying in two months, I don't need no accident-prone mojo rubbin' off on me. We remeber what happened last time I flew, right?

Once more, with proper spelling

[wonderlander.livejournal.com]

Ok, I just wrote this but I'm half asleep and made stupid spelling errors.

Poor dear. *pets you*