The list

[apocalypsos]

Wheeeeeeee! I love making these lists. The possibilities that come out are freakin' hysterical.

Okay, for those who weren't on the friends list for the last one, here's the way it works. I picked a whole bunch of character names from fandoms you'll probably know and love out of a hat, and whoever ended up together, that's who made the list. The only rule was that they couldn't share the same fandom, which is why I had to re-do Westley and Buttercup (yes, I actually picked them as a pairing -- now that's true love) and Obi-Wan and Chewbacca (theirloveissoohmygodmyeyestheyburn).

So here's what you do. You call dibs on a pairing. There's no time limit on when you get the story done, but it must feature the pairing in a loving relationship. (The only exception? That last pairing. Dude, that one's so funny everyone who wants to gets a shot. ;)) Serious or silly, it's your call, just as long as it's entertaining.

And away we go ...

1. Haldir/Inigo Montoya
2. Luke Skywalker/Buttercup (Princess Bride)
3. Duncan McLeod/Scorpius (Farscape)
4. The Bride (Kill Bill)/Paige Matthews
5. Severus Snape/Gil Grissom (CSI)
6. Jed Bartlett/Hellboy
7. Go-Go Yubari/Albus Dumbledore
8. Trinity/Reed Richards
9. Spike/Kyle Duarte
10. John Murdock (Dark City)/Bobby Drake (movieverse)
11. Phoebe Halliwell/Captain Norrington
12. Bullseye/Summer (The O.C.)
13. Lex Luthor (SV)/Tara Maclay
14. Fox Mulder/Rupert Giles
15. Eowyn/D'Argo
16. Dana Scully/Ash (Army of Darkness)
17. Angelus/Ripley (Alien)
18. Cole (Charmed)/Drusilla
19. Robocop/Magneto
20. Autolycus (HtLJ)/Rory (Gilmore Girls)
21. Catherine Willowes (CSI)/Jean Grey (comics)
22. Morpheus/Will Turner
23. Justin (QAF)/Wolverine (movieverse)
24. John Conner/Gimli
25. Draco Malfoy/Terminatrix (T3)
26. Frodo/Dorian Grey (LXG)
27. Richie Ryan/Bruce Banner
28. Leia/Lorelai (Gilmore Girls)
29. Aeryn Sun/Neo
30. Gandalf/Remus Lupin
31. Austin Powers/Chandler Bing
32. Faramir/Jay (Kevin Smith movies)
33. Connor (Angel)/Sydney (Alias)
34. Silent Bob/Merry
35. Pilot (Farscape)/Jean Grey (movieverse)
36. Cyclops (comics)/Gollum
37. Aphrodite (HtLJ)/Jack Aubrey (Master and Commander)
38. Ares (HtLJ)/Chloe Sullivan (SV)
39. Farmer Ted (16 Candles)/Dory (Finding Nemo)
40. Lliah (Angel)/Dr. Sam Beckett (Quantum Leap)
41. Han Solo/Seth Cohen
42. Arwen/Faith
43. Spike (as a ghost)/Ted "Theodore" Logan
44. Lorne/Boromir
45. Mystique/Xander Harris
46. Pyro (movieverse)/Legolas
47. Wesley (Angel)/Jean-Luc Picard
48. Obi-Wan Kenobi/Dr. Evil (Austin Powers)
49. Catwoman/Marlin (Finding Nemo)
50. Rachel (Friends)/Captain Kirk
51. Human Torch/Voldemort
52. Westley (Princess Bride)/Harry Potter
53. Ryan (The O.C.)/Geoffrey Chaucer (A Knight's Tale)
54. Dylan Hunt/Lindsey (Angel)
55. Gabrielle (Xena)/Nick Fury
56. Doggett (XF)/Ted Stryker (Airplane)
57. Methos/Darla (Angel)
58. Michael (Underworld)/Fred Burkle (Angel)
59. Nightcrawler/Sue Richards
60. Angel (Angel, not X-Men)/Nemo (Finding Nemo)
61. Rygel/Jack Sparrow
62. Monica (Friends)/Wolverine (comics)
63. Ross (Friends)/Jon Crichton
64. Bill Weasley/Pippin
65. Marty McFly/Phoebe Buffay
66. Donna (West Wing)/Louise (Jake 2.0)
67. Mary Jane Watson/Vaughn (Alias)
68. Husk/Peter Parker
69. Ron Weasley/Joe Dawson
70. Sarah Conner/Spock
71. Brian (QAF)/Anakin Skywalker
72. Hercules (HtLJ)/Marissa (The O.C.)
73. Chris (Charmed)/Bobby Drake (comics)
74. Michael Knight/Diane (Jake 2.0)
75. Terminator/Qui-Gon Jinn
76. Batman/Chiana
77. Xena/Willow Rosenberg
78. Josh (West Wing)/Marrow
79. Aragorn/Iolaus (HtLJ)
80. Jubilee/Riley Finn
81. Scott Summers (movieverse)/Joan of Arcadia
82. Samwise/Wonder Woman
83. Sirius Black/Charles Gunn
84. Oz (Buffy)/Galadriel
85. Captain America/Eomer
86. Rogue (comics)/Jake Foley
87. Indiana Jones/Cordelia Chase
88. Kronos/Daredevil
89. Anya (Buffy)/Hermione Granger
90. Leo Wyatt/Zhaan (Farscape) This makes the weirdest sort of sense, and that's why I love making these lists.
91. Clark Kent/Piper Halliwell
92. Rogue (movieverse)/Cassandra (HL)
93. Lucas Wolencyk (Seaquest)/Buffy Summers In loving memory of Jonathan Brandis, I tossed Lucas into the mix.
94. Joey (Friends)/Chewbacca

And my personal favorite, and the only reason I kept the Finding Nemo pairings on the list ...

95. Bruce (Finding Nemo)/Lana Lang (SV)

Comments

[herlifeisbroken.livejournal.com]

I call:

39. Farmer Ted (16 Candles)/Dory (Finding Nemo)

Oh, oh, oh. How cute.

[dustbunnygirl.livejournal.com]

Can't decide who to claim yet, (leaning toward 76. Batman/Chiana. Really leaning toward Batman/Chiana. Ah hell, I'll take Batman/Chiana...)

But just had to say, can't wait to see how #92 turns out. Because I think Rogue, in any incarnation, would off Cassandra in about two seconds after meeting her, just to spare her ears the phony, alternating accent. Cuz MovieRogue got to suffer that enough from Halle Berry in the first X-men Movie.

[paradoxymoron.livejournal.com]

not that I'd pick it, but I want to read the Giles/Mulder. Something dark, smoldering, British, and committed when Rupert was a younger lad. >_>


And the Yubari/Dumbledore.
HOT.

*shoves the plot bunny back in your direction*

[xianghua.livejournal.com]

Okay, I just got bit by this plot bunny, and I'm also claiming Husk / Peter Parker. Unfortunately, that one looks liek a random angst bunny.

Cait

[ardath_rekha]

Oh shit! Dibs on #87! Indiana Jones and Cordy!!! I must have it, LOL!

[deathpixie]

This is what being hopelessly bored at work will to do to you...

I'll take 45. Mystique/Xander.

*grins*

[andraste]

I read that one and thought 'you know, this is exactly the kind of thing that does happen to Xander. Demons, blue shapeshifters ...' I'm so glad someone is actually going to write it *g*.

[echoingvista.livejournal.com]

Tis very random that I found this. But happy am I that I did.

Hence, I am claiming Mulder/Giles. Cause that's just hot.

[dragonsinger.livejournal.com]

*Giggles* I might just have to play with the Clark Kent/Piper Halliwell pairing.:D Is this the SV version or the adult version?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Either one works for me. ;)

[apillarofsalt.livejournal.com]

Ooh. Can I have Methos/Darla?

And I'll be giggling over #95 for days.

[contrariwise.livejournal.com]

Ooh. Can I have #5, Snape/Grissom?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Sure, it's all yours. :)

[florahart]

Can *anyone*, such as for instance, me, who found you by way of stella there ^^^ and doesn't know you (yet...), participate?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, definitely. Just tell me where the story is when you're done so I can link to it. :)

Why? Which one are you picking? *curious*

[mayatawi.livejournal.com]

Ooh hell yes. Lex/Tara is making my brain melt. I wish I could write it. Perhaps I will, though I don't know enough about SV....

And Aeryn would whip Neo's pansy ass.

[mayatawi.livejournal.com]

p.s. Do you have a list of the results from the first go-round, perchance?

Am currently considering:

Lex/Tara (guh)
Bill Weasley/Pippin
Ryan/Chaucer (GUH)
Ron/Joe Dawson
Xena/Willow
Anya/Hermione
Aragorn/Iolaus (it's so perfect!)

Clearly my brain doesn't have ENOUGH to do. Hey, brain-- midterm, research paper, short story, problem set. Remember those? All due Monday? Dammit.

...I'm taking my issues and leaving now.

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

I'd like to participate, but I'm having trouble finding a pairing that features two characters and two fandoms I actually know of, and which is not slash, as I could not write slash if my life depended upon it. I don't know how.

First, the list of pairings featuring two people/fandoms I recognize:

1. Haldir/Inigo Montoya
2. Luke Skywalker/Buttercup (Princess Bride)
18. Cole (Charmed)/Drusilla
30. Gandalf/Remus Lupin
40. Lilah (Angel)/Dr. Sam Beckett (Quantum Leap)
42. Arwen/Faith
50. Rachel (Friends)/Captain Kirk
52. Westley (Princess Bride)/Harry Potter
57. Methos/Darla (Angel)
64. Bill Weasley/Pippin
69. Ron Weasley/Joe Dawson
70. Sarah Conner/Spock
77. Xena/Willow Rosenberg
82. Samwise/Wonder Woman
83. Sirius Black/Charles Gunn
84. Oz (Buffy)/Galadriel
87. Indiana Jones/Cordelia Chase
89. Anya (Buffy)/Hermione Granger
94. Joey (Friends)/Chewbacca

After eliminating all slash and femslash pairings, and all pairings based on movies or shows that I have seen but which I haven't kept up with, I come up with the following short list:

18. Cole (Charmed)/Drusilla
40. Lilah (Angel)/Dr. Sam Beckett (Quantum Leap)
57. Methos/Darla (Angel)
84. Oz (Buffy)/Galadriel

I believe someone has already claimed #57. I could probably do #18 or #40, if no one has picked either one yet. Has anyone picked either?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

As far as I know, they haven't. Actually, I'd love to see someone write #18. Now, there's another pairing that just seems to fit.

[runcible.livejournal.com]

31. Austin Powers/Chandler Bing
I SO CALL THAT.
I love you, TP. I mean, like wedding bands and marriage love. :-*

*blushes*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Aw, shucks ... and also, *dies laughing*.

[anxietygrrl.livejournal.com]

Hee. Just reading this list cheered me substantially.

"How you doin'?"

"AaaAAOOOooooouugghh!"

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

You should try writing them. Pulling Bruce/Lana and trying not to die laughing in a room full of people is an exercise in restraint, I swear.

[loopily.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm, could I possibly claim #89. Anya/Hermione? Have the bits of a plot bunny already forming...

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

It is all yours. Now, this one, I simply must see.

[voleuse.livejournal.com]

Despite still having two to do from last time, I am definitely doing:

38. Ares (HtLJ)/Chloe Sullivan (SV)

I am strongly considering:

33. Connor (Angel)/Sydney (Alias)
66. Donna (West Wing)/Louise (Jake 2.0)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

That's cool. Heck, I still have to do Lorne/Jubilee, but Jake/Rogue is just calling to me. Quite possibly simply so that I can put Jake into a pair of boxers again.

Granted, it's a dangerous outfit to wear around Rogue, but such a pretty view. ;)

[wasurera.livejournal.com]

It makes me happy to know that I'm not the only person alive who'se seen Dark City. :)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding? I adore Dark City, and keep kicking myself to get it on DVD. Nummy John Murdock ... gaaaaaah. (Not to mention the special effects, scenery, and cinematography are Of The Spooky but Gorgeous.)

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

I'm taking number 80, Jubilee/Riley Finn.

Because, rarely, I don't hate Riley. Although I do maintain that Jubilee/Faith would be a better pairing.

[zarahemla.livejournal.com]

I want #2, Luke Skywalker / Buttercup.

::giggles hysterically::

[fire-and-a-rose.livejournal.com]

Oh, gah, can I have 36?

*evil plot-bunnies are spawning*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

It is all yours. *checks number 36* And incidentally, you are a sick, sick individual. ;P

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

7. Go-Go Yubari/Albus Dumbledore


...this is so twisted, I may have to write it. Have you ever read Elfquest?e

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

Who is Go-Go Yubari? Someone from anime, I assume.

The Advent of Steahl

[(Anonymous)]

Hmmm, Amusing...
Very Amusing...

I'll call number 25, because I can see the beautiful, antogonistic blonde headed children...

Oh, and this you can blame on ume_yuki, she sent me here!!!

*runs off laughing as thunder booms*

[topaz08.livejournal.com]

Can I have #1 Haldir/Inigo Montoya ?? Pretty please?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

It's all yours.

[persephone-il.livejournal.com]

Ooh! Can I have 23. Justin (QAF)/Wolverine (movieverse)? I can see it happening...

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Done! :)

OOH!

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, I'm totally gonna do Angel and Nemo. Be afraid. Be very afraid. ;)

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