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[apocalypsos]

How I know I'm a sick, twisted bastard who needs her head examined:

I was checking my friends list at work when "Baby Love" came on the radio, and my first thought was, "Huh. Wouldn't that be the perfect make-out song for Michael Jackson?"

Don't worry, I'll lobotomize myself so you won't have to.

Comments

[karenbear.livejournal.com]

You are a sick, sick person. I include that as a must for the people on my friends list.

[nute.livejournal.com]

I think Elton John said it best in his tribute to the kids at Neverland Ranch, "Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me".

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

Y'know, that reminds me of when the whole R. Kelly scandal broke out, and I thought people should've seen it coming years ago. After all, he did sing, "I don't see nothin' wrong/With a little bump n' grind," and it turns out that's exactly what got him into trouble.

(Of course, the main difference here is R. was going after underaged girls, and Michael is going after much-more-underaged boys...)

[herlifeisbroken.livejournal.com]

Funny how this just appeared on metaquotes :::looks around innocently:::