See? I completely suck at that whole being-a-virgin thing.

[apocalypsos]

But, as I’ve written, a woman who doesn’t take long to agree to repeatedly put a needle in her body, generally doesn’t take long before she acquiesces to putting other things into her body. In other words,she’s easy.

Obviously my four tattoos mean I'm a whore. And I get bonus points for the Poe signature across my lower back! SCORE.

So I'm awful at being a virgin but I'm so good at being a slut I don't even have to have sex to do it. Awesome!

Comments

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

If a woman has a sex drive, she's a slut. If she expresses the slightest interest in anyone who is not her good Christian husband, with whom she has sex once a month in the missionary position with the lights off through a hole in the sheets, she's a slut. Easy, I tell you.

If she has tattoos and thinks about sex, she's a loathsome whore who will burn forever in the fires of tartarus.

... This may be the most loathsome double standard currently going unquestioned in our society.

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

But it's so simple and easy to understand! Women get all the responsibilities and consequences of sex, while men get all the pleasure with no agency. Sure, it places undue burdens on women and treats men like brainless walking penises, but it's worked so well so far.

-blue