See? I completely suck at that whole being-a-virgin thing.

[apocalypsos]

But, as I’ve written, a woman who doesn’t take long to agree to repeatedly put a needle in her body, generally doesn’t take long before she acquiesces to putting other things into her body. In other words,she’s easy.

Obviously my four tattoos mean I'm a whore. And I get bonus points for the Poe signature across my lower back! SCORE.

So I'm awful at being a virgin but I'm so good at being a slut I don't even have to have sex to do it. Awesome!

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[astrothsknot.livejournal.com]

I love how these conservatives can't cope when real life bites them on the arse...

I have no tattoos and only one ear peircing.

I also have nary a clue who the father of my son is.

Clearly I fail at being a tart. How on earth are men supposed to know I'm easy without tramp-stamps?