See? I completely suck at that whole being-a-virgin thing.

[apocalypsos]

But, as I’ve written, a woman who doesn’t take long to agree to repeatedly put a needle in her body, generally doesn’t take long before she acquiesces to putting other things into her body. In other words,she’s easy.

Obviously my four tattoos mean I'm a whore. And I get bonus points for the Poe signature across my lower back! SCORE.

So I'm awful at being a virgin but I'm so good at being a slut I don't even have to have sex to do it. Awesome!

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[kreutzmarie.livejournal.com]

Because I have a celtic cross on my lower back (in memory of my father) I am obviously a slut and a loser.

Ignore the fact that I'm a Cum Laude honors college graduate with an academic full ride and now in graduate school. SO totally a loser incapable of anything at all due to my tattoo. Apparently I suck at life and should go throw myself out of a window-after sleeping with as many men as possible. Preferably all at the same time.