See? I completely suck at that whole being-a-virgin thing.

[apocalypsos]

But, as I’ve written, a woman who doesn’t take long to agree to repeatedly put a needle in her body, generally doesn’t take long before she acquiesces to putting other things into her body. In other words,she’s easy.

Obviously my four tattoos mean I'm a whore. And I get bonus points for the Poe signature across my lower back! SCORE.

So I'm awful at being a virgin but I'm so good at being a slut I don't even have to have sex to do it. Awesome!

Comments

[vass]

Oh fucking hell. Agree.

*got first tattoo earlier this year; is still virgin*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I think I should have just killed two birds with one stone and just nailed the tattoo artist. The one who did my back-of-the-neck tat was kinda cute.