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[apocalypsos]

*sighs*

Why do I watch Charmed again?

Oh, yeah. Because I want to have a marathon shagfest with Chris in every part of the mansion every day until I keel over from orgasmic overdose. My bad.

EDIT: The Proceedings in the Charmed Writing Department About Three Months Ago, as Imagined By Yours Truly:

Head Writer: So, in our infinite genius and creativity, we will make Chris Wyatt come from the future to save his tiny drooling self. And the audience doesn't even have a clue!

Second Writer: Actually, sir, the online fan boards show that most fans have already figured that out by now --

Head Writer: Silence! Our vast omniscience knows no bounds! Nothing could ever screw up this unforeseen plot development --

(Holly Marie Coombs bursts in)

Holly: Guess what, guys? I'm pregnant!

(Absolute silence, much frowning, and perhaps the quaint music of a dozen crickets fill the air for a full minute before ...)

Head Writer: Wait, I've got a better idea!

Second Writer: We'll put Chris and Future Wyatt in the same room together to destroy any rumors that they're one and the same, then hook up Leo and Piper again and make him Wyatt's baby brother but never actually mention it just to screw with the audience a little bit longer?

Head Writer: NO! We'll put Chris and Future Wyatt in the same room together to destroy any rumors that they're one and the same, then hook up Leo and Piper again and make him Wyatt's baby brother but never actually mention it just to screw with the audience a little bit longer.

Second Writer: But I just said --

Head Writer: Never question me!

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[ljs-lj.livejournal.com]

*snort*

I love you!

(...in a totally gen sort of way...)

Actually, I'm wondering if maybe they're not brothers, but cousins...although, to be honest, my two brothers look about as similar to each other as Chris and Future!Wyatt did...

Hm.

--LJ

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if they pulled a last-minute bait-and-switch and made him Paige's kid (at this point, if he's a Halliwell, and that's a certainty at this point, I doubt he'd be Phoebe's kid).

But I'm positive he's Leo and Piper's second son, because ...

a.) His reaction to Bianca trying to attack Piper last night.

b.) In his conversation with Future Wyatt, the only thing they didn't know was whip out birth certificates and compare DNA.

c.) Bianca didn't look that much older than Chris, and Little Bianca had to be about three or four.

d.) They are planning on writing Holly's pregnancy into the show.

e.) They've dropped enough hints that going any other route would screw up the continuity. (Not that that's ever stopped them before.)

f.) With Paige and Phoebe moving out, I can even see the situation coming. Piper gets lonely, Leo comforts her, they do it, and the next thing you know, Mini!Chris.

Hey, just as long as they keep Chris around for a while, I am not complaining. And quite frankly, if he could have a few more scenes with Future!Wyatt, I would not complain. For two characters I don't really like all that much, Leo and Piper do make some good-looking kids. Yummy.