SHUT UP, YOU DID NOT.

[apocalypsos]

Thanks to the weather, my parents' boat got diverted to Key West.

Mom: Oh, guess where we went in Key West?
Me: Uh ...
Mom: Come on, you should know this. What's in Key West?
Me: Um, lots of things. Care to narrow it down?
Mom: Which writer's --
Me: You went to Hemingway's house?! Without me? *whimpers*
Mom: Yup.
Me: Did you see all of the cats with all the extra toes?
Mom: The polydactyls? Yup --
Somebody in the background: *says something intelligible*
Mom: Not pterodactyls, POLYDACTYLS. *groan*

Considering the answer, that had to be my dad. Heh. :)

*****

Damn it, ATWT, why are you not showing me boys? *grabs show and shakes* I couldn't care less about Carly's lying, manipulative crap. SHOW ME BOYS, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

*headdesk*

Comments

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

LOL, pterodactyls.
*pictures pterodactyls perching all over Key West*

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

*growls at teevees* Were they on the "next week on" previews?

[darcydodo]

A friend of mine has a polydactyl cat. Or at least one with opposable thumbs. I can't remember if they're the same kind of cat or not.