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Urgh.

Sort of in the porn industry, desperately in need of a sandwich, and open all night just like her namesake.

Would someone please tell Paris Hilton that the only thing differentiating her from a crack whore named Motel 6 is a monstrous trust fund?

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Am I the only one who hates parades? A bunch of people walking together down the street is not amusing.

Well, unless they're all wasted and in a conga line.

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So, I'm back home for the holiday, and surrounded by Siamese kitties. The new kitten, whose name is now Spencer, doesn't shut up. And also, Simon's pissed at me. He took one look at me and gave me this look that clearly said, "Oh, it's you." Then he wandered off with this snotty look on his face and wouldn't pay attention to me until I'd sucked up to him properly. No, I'm not a trained cat owner. Sheesh.

Apparently, my aunt and uncle have decided that they're going to start a new family tradition for Thanksgiving by not actually involving any family in it. I kinda wish my baby cousin were old enough to smack some sense into them. We never see them enough as is, but whatever.

Date: 2003-11-27 12:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justbluemyself.livejournal.com
Parades suck. I have felt this way since birth. And Paris Hilton? Rich White Trash.

Date: 2003-11-27 02:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wal-lace.livejournal.com
And yet every fourth E-Mail I get is some concerned citizen who feels I really must see the Paris Hilton video...

Never mind that I've seen her work, and the picture is seriously bad, but could someone please tell me what Ms Hilton is actually famous for?

Date: 2003-11-27 05:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glitterdemon.livejournal.com
Sort of in the porn industry, desperately in need of a sandwich, and open all night just like her namesake.

Would someone please tell Paris Hilton that the only thing differentiating her from a crack whore named Motel 6 is a monstrous trust fund?


Best quote EVER.

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