You guys are so freakin' lame.
Dec. 28th, 2007 04:08 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosSo I accidentally left one of the doors on my car unlocked. Not exactly a huge problem in this town, since everybody knows everybody else and there's nothing really of any value in there anyway. But there is stuff in there, and kids do cut through our lot all the time.
What did the spastic little cretins take out of my car? The last four 24-oz. bottles of Pepsi I had in there.
Not that I care -- it's just soda, for crying out loud -- but the best part? They left the plastic holder behind on the driver's seat.
I'd be annoyed, but ... seriously? This is what you steal? It's kind of hilarious, really, because I've always said that if someone wants to break into my car and take something, I'd just be impressed that they found something of value in there.
And maybe it's just me, but I died laughing when I realized that there were a few of my CDs on the driver's seat, meaning that they went through them looking for something good. HA! Go ahead, you little punks, steal all of those you'd like. I'm sure you'd love to listen to dozens of copies of "I Don't Feel Like Dancing" (it somehow makes it onto every mix CD I make), Indian club music, an embarassing amount of Justin Timberlake songs (the accepted number of which I believe is "more than none"), a couple of insufficiently assembled classic rock mixes, and an overused copy of the Chicago soundtrack. Unless you're this town's lame answer to a comedic-gay-sidekick ghost-hunting Apu, I don't exactly see you rocking out to my taste in music.
What did the spastic little cretins take out of my car? The last four 24-oz. bottles of Pepsi I had in there.
Not that I care -- it's just soda, for crying out loud -- but the best part? They left the plastic holder behind on the driver's seat.
I'd be annoyed, but ... seriously? This is what you steal? It's kind of hilarious, really, because I've always said that if someone wants to break into my car and take something, I'd just be impressed that they found something of value in there.
And maybe it's just me, but I died laughing when I realized that there were a few of my CDs on the driver's seat, meaning that they went through them looking for something good. HA! Go ahead, you little punks, steal all of those you'd like. I'm sure you'd love to listen to dozens of copies of "I Don't Feel Like Dancing" (it somehow makes it onto every mix CD I make), Indian club music, an embarassing amount of Justin Timberlake songs (the accepted number of which I believe is "more than none"), a couple of insufficiently assembled classic rock mixes, and an overused copy of the Chicago soundtrack. Unless you're this town's lame answer to a comedic-gay-sidekick ghost-hunting Apu, I don't exactly see you rocking out to my taste in music.
