You guys are so freakin' lame.

[apocalypsos]

So I accidentally left one of the doors on my car unlocked. Not exactly a huge problem in this town, since everybody knows everybody else and there's nothing really of any value in there anyway. But there is stuff in there, and kids do cut through our lot all the time.

What did the spastic little cretins take out of my car? The last four 24-oz. bottles of Pepsi I had in there.

Not that I care -- it's just soda, for crying out loud -- but the best part? They left the plastic holder behind on the driver's seat.

I'd be annoyed, but ... seriously? This is what you steal? It's kind of hilarious, really, because I've always said that if someone wants to break into my car and take something, I'd just be impressed that they found something of value in there.

And maybe it's just me, but I died laughing when I realized that there were a few of my CDs on the driver's seat, meaning that they went through them looking for something good. HA! Go ahead, you little punks, steal all of those you'd like. I'm sure you'd love to listen to dozens of copies of "I Don't Feel Like Dancing" (it somehow makes it onto every mix CD I make), Indian club music, an embarassing amount of Justin Timberlake songs (the accepted number of which I believe is "more than none"), a couple of insufficiently assembled classic rock mixes, and an overused copy of the Chicago soundtrack. Unless you're this town's lame answer to a comedic-gay-sidekick ghost-hunting Apu, I don't exactly see you rocking out to my taste in music.

Comments

[rose-in-texas.livejournal.com]

Heh. That's pretty funny. Anyone breaking into my car would have a similar problem finding acceptable music to steal.

[budclare.livejournal.com]

...you left soda in the car during winter?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I buy those six-packs of the taller bottles for work and leave them in the car because if I don't and keep them in my apartment I never remember to bring them with me when I do go to work. I never really have a problem with them freezing until the end of January or so, so. *shrugs*

[scary-being-me.livejournal.com]

I'm glad that's all they took.

I keep very little in my car too.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, there's never anything in there worth stealing, so. *shrugs* Not to say that there isn't anything in there, though -- there's clothes and fast food bags and books and ... I'm sort of a HUGE slob, and it just gets worse when it's cold outside and I barely want to leave my apartment for anything. :)

[lots42.livejournal.com]

There are moments when I would have been sorely tempted to steal Pepsi.

[ladyjanelly.livejournal.com]

When I lived in small-town Florida, i used to leave my doors unlocked all the time.

When I moved to Dallas, I made that mistake once. The next morning, the door was left open and the car stank of booze and BO. I think a homeless person slept in it.

Nothing was stolen at all though...Maybe change from the ashtray.

Dude, stealing your last soda, that's wrong.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*shrugs* Well, that's the kids in this town. People wonder why they're troublesome punks and seem to completely forget that if you don't have a driver's license you can't go anywhere else and there's nothing to do around here.