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Dec. 4th, 2003 04:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosI went shopping today and got me a pretty new winter coat. Wheeeee!
It's all rose-colored and warm and cuddly. *snuggles* I bought it at Old Navy, which has the world's most annoying commercials and is a company that I despise, but golly, do they make pretty clothes.
So I bought my coat, fleece gloves, and a scarf at Old Navy, which means I've already made my daily tithing payment for the unholy minions of the Satanic underworld. This, of course, means another lame commercial with a washed-up sitcom actor you despise.
But isn't my coat pretty? *purrs*
Oh, and also, apparently, I work in "The Office". I could have sworn my job was located in Alexandria, but evidently, everybody I work with is really an annoying side character from a British sitcom.
And now some of them want me to go drinking with them on Saturday. Um, I think I have mange. And ... uh ... anthrax. And maybe a mild case of prostate cancer. Uh-huh. *nods solemnly*
EDIT: You know, if the guys in the office want to stop making snarky racist comments about the drivers, that'd be nice, too. I'm just sayin'.
It's all rose-colored and warm and cuddly. *snuggles* I bought it at Old Navy, which has the world's most annoying commercials and is a company that I despise, but golly, do they make pretty clothes.
So I bought my coat, fleece gloves, and a scarf at Old Navy, which means I've already made my daily tithing payment for the unholy minions of the Satanic underworld. This, of course, means another lame commercial with a washed-up sitcom actor you despise.
But isn't my coat pretty? *purrs*
Oh, and also, apparently, I work in "The Office". I could have sworn my job was located in Alexandria, but evidently, everybody I work with is really an annoying side character from a British sitcom.
And now some of them want me to go drinking with them on Saturday. Um, I think I have mange. And ... uh ... anthrax. And maybe a mild case of prostate cancer. Uh-huh. *nods solemnly*
EDIT: You know, if the guys in the office want to stop making snarky racist comments about the drivers, that'd be nice, too. I'm just sayin'.
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Date: 2003-12-04 02:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-04 03:16 pm (UTC)Of course, when we go to Hell, my pretty new coat will be worthless.
But ... but ... *snuggles coat*
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Date: 2003-12-04 05:32 pm (UTC)Just imagine it, you could be the Harriet Tubman of Hell. You could call your path to salvation the "Undertroll Railroad" or something like that. Yeah... Yeah. Now we need to write a play based on that.