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[apocalypsos]

I went shopping today and got me a pretty new winter coat. Wheeeee!

It's all rose-colored and warm and cuddly. *snuggles* I bought it at Old Navy, which has the world's most annoying commercials and is a company that I despise, but golly, do they make pretty clothes.

So I bought my coat, fleece gloves, and a scarf at Old Navy, which means I've already made my daily tithing payment for the unholy minions of the Satanic underworld. This, of course, means another lame commercial with a washed-up sitcom actor you despise.

But isn't my coat pretty? *purrs*

Oh, and also, apparently, I work in "The Office". I could have sworn my job was located in Alexandria, but evidently, everybody I work with is really an annoying side character from a British sitcom.

And now some of them want me to go drinking with them on Saturday. Um, I think I have mange. And ... uh ... anthrax. And maybe a mild case of prostate cancer. Uh-huh. *nods solemnly*

EDIT: You know, if the guys in the office want to stop making snarky racist comments about the drivers, that'd be nice, too. I'm just sayin'.

Comments

[jrosestar.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and it would be hard to go too when you are still trying to fetch your eyeballs from the floor.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, I forgot to mention popping them back in, didn't I? Granted, the right one's covered with lint and the left one had a leaf stuck to it, but still.

[nute.livejournal.com]

Alexandria? Cool, so I'm NOT the only one left working here!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, if we want to get technical, if I were actually working here, I wouldn't be posting to LJ. ;p

[errantman.livejournal.com]

I bought it at Old Navy, which has the world's most annoying commercials and is a company that I despise, but golly, do they make pretty clothes.

And this is why all the anti-clothing company protests for labor / human rights violations fail.

*puts on Ralph Lauren Jacket* But at least I'm warm, right?

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

*Walks in, dressed in Nike stuff from head to toe* Absolutely!

[errantman.livejournal.com]

We may be going to hell, but at least we'll have the most fashionable handbasket on the block.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Damn straight!

Of course, when we go to Hell, my pretty new coat will be worthless.

But ... but ... *snuggles coat*

[errantman.livejournal.com]

Well, considering it is Hell and all, maybe the laws of physics will be different there. Maybe your coat will become an invisibility coat! Then you could escape!
Just imagine it, you could be the Harriet Tubman of Hell. You could call your path to salvation the "Undertroll Railroad" or something like that. Yeah... Yeah. Now we need to write a play based on that.

[deadspiders.livejournal.com]

Oh, and also, apparently, I work in "The Office".

Uh oh. You're not Gareth, are you?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

No, I think I'm Tim. Thank God.

[deadspiders.livejournal.com]

Oh good. Of course, that means you have to put up with David and Finchy. There IS a Donna somewhere though, right? It wouldn't be fair otherwise.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

No, unfortunately. Definitely unfair.