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[apocalypsos]

I went shopping today and got me a pretty new winter coat. Wheeeee!

It's all rose-colored and warm and cuddly. *snuggles* I bought it at Old Navy, which has the world's most annoying commercials and is a company that I despise, but golly, do they make pretty clothes.

So I bought my coat, fleece gloves, and a scarf at Old Navy, which means I've already made my daily tithing payment for the unholy minions of the Satanic underworld. This, of course, means another lame commercial with a washed-up sitcom actor you despise.

But isn't my coat pretty? *purrs*

Oh, and also, apparently, I work in "The Office". I could have sworn my job was located in Alexandria, but evidently, everybody I work with is really an annoying side character from a British sitcom.

And now some of them want me to go drinking with them on Saturday. Um, I think I have mange. And ... uh ... anthrax. And maybe a mild case of prostate cancer. Uh-huh. *nods solemnly*

EDIT: You know, if the guys in the office want to stop making snarky racist comments about the drivers, that'd be nice, too. I'm just sayin'.

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Well, if we want to get technical, if I were actually working here, I wouldn't be posting to LJ. ;p