apocalypsos: (food junkie)
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So a while ago -- back when they still let me go back to work (*eye roll*) -- I bought a cherry one of these. And today I bought another one.

Imagine, if you will, that they made toothpaste out of Pixie Stix. That is what this stuff tastes. It is pure sour hardcore sugar paste. It is what peanut butter sandwiches would taste like if the peanut butter were made out of circus peanuts, the bread was Fruit Roll-Ups, and there were Runts bananas mixed in for good measure. It is, and I say this as somebody who would happily shovel measuring cups of refined sugar into my mouth on a dare, too sugary.

Yes, I am practically suckling the stuff from the tube like a nursing infant. You know, in between making faces and squealing, "THERE IS NO GOD."

It's possible I'm a bit of a masochist. GAH.

Date: 2008-01-24 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seferin.livejournal.com
It's possible I'm a bit of a masochist. GAH.

Its also possible that Dick Cheney is Evil, Dexter is in favor of capital punishment, George W Bush is Stupid, and Donald Trump wears a Toupee.

Date: 2008-01-24 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] outsideth3box.livejournal.com
::Boggles::

SweetTarts are the verybestthing. EVER. And now they are squeezie?

Why didn't anyone tell me??!!??

Gotta go to the store now kthxbai.

Date: 2008-01-24 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyofluthien.livejournal.com
Toothpaste made out of Pixie Stix.

More like you're sucking on them like you can't get enough of the crack-y goodness.

Bwahahahaha....

Date: 2008-01-24 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] escritoireazul.livejournal.com
I just got that feeling in my jaw, that tense feeling when too much sugar or too much sweet and sour hits my taste buds. I've never had that happen from just a description before. Wow.

So ... are you going to get another one?

Date: 2008-01-24 10:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com
I think it's the sweet-tooth equivalent of a snake eating a goat. I think I'm good for, like, a month. :)

Date: 2008-01-25 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teenygozer.livejournal.com
Pixie Stix is responsible for 3 of my 5 huge, tooth-spanning fillings. The other 2 are from SweetTarts. I am convinced the American Dental Society is behind these citric-acid-based candies as a means towards funding their children's college fees and the purchase of a second home in the country.

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