I could be at work right now.

[apocalypsos]

Why the hell am I not drinking something? Or eating one of my ginormous Jello shots? (Those get you nicely buzzed, by the way. One minute you're happily eating a wee bowl of Jello and the next, "Holy crap, when the hell did I get drunk?!")

While I'm here:

HA!

I kind of want to get this and send it to my uncle just 'cause.

YES.

I know people in real life who think I've earned one of these shirts. Hee.

Oh, if only I liked the font on this one, because that is SO ME.

Amen, baby. \o/ I'll get there eventually, damn it.

You named your laptop. Hey! No picking on Dean, Jr.!

I think I need to get twenty copies of that poster and put it up all over my apartment.

*snickers*

Yeah, yeah, I'm heading back to my stories. Can't a girl take a bathroom break? And then check her email again? And then glance at her purse and think, "I could really use a tote just for my writing supplies"?

Comments

[trinity_clare]

That top ten one is perfect.

[ladyelaine.livejournal.com]

Okay, the "obsessed" one and the "research books" one are totally me.

(My mom is scared of the religion section on my bookshelf...)

[lilacsigil.livejournal.com]

...people don't name their laptops? *pats Shadowcat*

[lovetheboys.livejournal.com]

Re: research books.

I once had someone who'd known me since kindergarten ask if I was reading my murder mysteries as research for becoming a serial killer. And that was long before I picked up Deadly Doeses: A Writer's Guide to Poisons...


My new computer's name is Michael. After Michael Westen from Burn Notice.


Re: purses

My friends look at me funny when I tell them my only real requirement for a purse is that a notebook fit inside. And a book.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Ha! Did you ever see this one then? ;)

[girlwiththebook.livejournal.com]

those are awesome!

also, my laptop is named Sammy. They need to get together and hunt ghosts, fo sho.