E! has been having these specials on unsolved crimes and Hollywood crimes this afternoon that I've been watching, and they keep showing this "Breaking News!" blurb with Giuliana What's-Her-Face reporting that Britney's been hospitalized. They keep doing it once an hour or so, which keeps leading me to think for a moment, "Wait, did I miss something? Did she get released and have to be dragged back an hour ago? And then escape and have to be taken back AGAIN?!"