Well, if you're going to be a dicksmack, you might as well be a major dicksmack.

[apocalypsos]

Mitt Romney's dropped out.

"I must now stand aside, for our party and our country," Romney said. "If I fight on in my campaign, all the way to the convention, I would forestall the launch of a national campaign and make it more likely that Senator Clinton or Obama would win."

"And in this time of war, I simply cannot let my campaign be a part of aiding a surrender to terror," he said.

Excellent point! Remember, folks, terrorists wait to attack until a Democrat is president.

Oh, wait ...

Comments

[kurukami.livejournal.com]

Threat Level Pretzel (http://archives.cnn.com/2002/ALLPOLITICS/01/14/bush.fainting/), though, is by far the most serious. ; )