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[apocalypsos]

Today in the car, qnotku was telling me about a slash writer we know who wrote a story with a character who had a four-foot erection.

My response? "But ... but then he could only date sword swallowers! Gay sword swallowers!"

Boy, his love life must suck. (And nothing else, without internal damage that requires an emergency room visit.)

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[florahart]

Some time ago, there was a woman on the Tonight Show during a "Stupid Human Tricks" segment. He has people on who can do interesting things--and idea plainly ripped directly from Letterman, but funny and/or disgusting, either way. Anyway. Her unusual skill was taking an entire leg of a chair or a chair. Like one of those molded-plastic office chairs that have metal legs with a little round inch-wide foot thingy on the bottom.

I found myself thinking, why in the hell would she go on TV and do that? I mean, if I put some muscle into it, I guess I can envision a reason she might have spent some time developing this skill. Sort of. Although you'd think there would be more interesting things to practice on. But really, I hope she gave a false name, or had a LOT of spare time, because I figure a good quarter or third the viewing audience from the west coast probably gave her a call...