A Very Trading Spaces Commitment Hearing Evidentiary Support Episode

[apocalypsos]

Oh, good holy Jesus in bikini briefs and fishnet stockings, Hildi's actually going to put fucking feathers on the wall. I was living on the delusion that maybe she was just trying to spook more people into watching, but alas.

I can't watch. This is like The Exorcist of home improvement shows. First hay, then fake flowers, now feathers?! If I tune in next time only to find she's stapling dismembered kittens to the wall, I'm calling the proper authorities to have her locked up in a mental institution.

Or at least to have her goddamn weekend furlough privileges revoked so she can't do this show anymore.

*cowers under the couch*

*trembles*

Comments

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

This is why I had to stop watching this stupid fucking show. They do mean things, just because they *can*. They don't just get away with it, they get rewarded for pulling shit with heaps of attention, publicity, and ratings. Like Doug doing a bedroom in a second-season Oz motif, including a porcelain commode bench. And Hildy doing, well, whateverthehell.

I live in fear that the Queer Eye guys' ratings will drop, and they will be directed by TPTB to stop helping people and start dressing them funny on purpose, just so viewers will be outraged and they'll get more rating points.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I hope they don't do that to my precious Fab Five. The reason to love that show is because the boys sincerely want the straight guy to improve. If they didn't, it wouldn't be the came *coughhildiandkiacough*

Another good one where they really strive to do something awesome for the subject is Monster House. They do have their little dramas, but they inevitably manage to pull it off.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

The drams in the home improvement shows give me the wiggins. You can tell they just want to stair nailgunning each other in the eyes

[salilus.livejournal.com]

The room without the feathers actually looks worse.

If that's possible.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I know. Frightening, isn't it?

[salilus.livejournal.com]

I'm lying... the room with the feathers looks like bubble gum and pop corn.

[nocluvok.livejournal.com]

Can't wait to see her next victim's face's when she unveils her Early American Refrigerator Box motif. I'd personally hot-glue that no taste havin' bitch to the walls myself.

Hildi is evil

[frogmajick.livejournal.com]

I can't believe no one has punched her in the outh on air for the crap she pulls. Does ANYONE think her creations are good? No one I know.

*meekly raises hand*

[ktmobile.livejournal.com]

Well... I did like the fake flowers on the wall. But it WAS a bathroom, and I doubt I could deal with that in my bedroom or my living room. However, the hay was disgusting, and though I didn't see tonight's episode, upon hearing your review I am glad!

[georgiamagnolia.livejournal.com]

There is a reason I only watch Changing Rooms on BBC America and run away from Trading Spaces, that feather thing may be it... mmm. May the Fab Five never ever need to boost ratings by being, well, less wonderful than they are.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

I wonder if there's an unaired trading spaces episode where the person screams that the room looks horrible and tries to punch out Heidi

[justbluemyself.livejournal.com]

She's not the only one. Genevive put moss on someone's wall. I always wonder about the fruit and vegetables they sometimes use in their decorating. I mean, it's cute now, but what about 5 days from now? And replacing it is just too much up-keep for my taste.