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[apocalypsos]

Regarding Hildi's feather-covered atrocity from tonight's episode of Trading Spaces, I apologize for borrowing a bit from both Dorothy Parker and L. Frank Baum when I say ...

This was not a decorating assignment to be tossed aside lightly. It should be dropped upon Hildi's thick skull from a considerable height by a rogue tornado so that she is squished by the weight of it and her scrawny chicken legs shrivel up from her incredibly non-sensible designer shoes.

Okay, I'm done.

Comments

[mardahin.livejournal.com]

Did you catch the NPR clip on home-redecorating shows? They talked about the fact that even people who get reasonably attractive rooms end up paying thousands of dollars for repairs because stuff is put together so badly. Apparently a lot of the actual work is done by unskilled college interns @ $7.00 an hour. Reason enough never to turn your house over to them?

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

Yeah- that

O_O

[dustbunnygirl.livejournal.com]

This week, feathers. Next week, cardboard. My question is this:

When did Hildi stop taking her meds? And can we please get Paige or someone to start slipping the Haldol back into her Perrier again?