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apocalypsosFound this while killing time on LJ and just couldn't resist ...
Name of movie: Glutton for Punishment
Who plays you: I'd have to be animated. Or possibly played by a kitten.
Any other people you want to list:
My younger brother: Vin Diesel. (Bryan actually looks more like Macauley Culkin at this point, but I'm being reeeeeeeeally nice.)
My mom: The mother from "Malcolm in the Middle"
My dad: Homer Simpson.
Opening Credits: Music: Butthole Surfers -- "Dracula from Houston". Would probably involve shots of me driving and looking really cool, only to end with me kicking my car and calling the damn thing every nasty name in the book after it dies on the side of the road.
Waking-up Scene: Music: Detroit Cobras -- "Cha Cha Twist". So picked because it would take forever and would show me stumbling in a daze from my bed and taking all of the bedding with me. Numerous shots of me bumping into things, tripping, severely injuring myself just walking around, etc.
Average-day scene: Music: Colin Hay -- "Waiting for My Real Life to Begin". Cutting back and forth between me doing eight and a half hours worth of monotonous data entry and me trying to get some sleep should do the trick.
Best-friend scene: Music: Linkin Park -- "Breaking the Habit". Would have to have, at some point, my brother and I riding in his car headbanging to this song.
First-date scene: Music: The Jeopardy theme song. Considering the way most of my first dates turn out, would probably be the only sound in the whole scene.
Falling-in-love scene: Music: "Lady in Red". Knowing my life, would probably show me having some sordid daydream about some adorable bastard who won't give me the time of day while five feet behind me, some mongoloid f***wit is staring at me with stars in his eyes. Ugh.
Love scene: Music: You know that sound a snowy TV makes? Yeah, that.
Fight-with-friend scene: Music: John Mayer -- "Not Myself". Unfortunately appropriate, since most of the fights I get into with my friends involve some miscommunication on my side and end with me bawling. Sheesh.
Break-up scene: Music: Considering the way most of my break-ups have happened? Jeremy Kay -- "Have It All". Although I would love to say The Rezillos' "Somebody's Gonna Get Their Head Kicked In Tonight" just because I'd like to a.) be the one doing the breaking up, and b.) have a knock-out drag-down hissy fit while I'm at it.
Get-back-together scene: Music: Michelle Branch -- "Are You Happy Now". For once, I want once of those overly romantic snogfests you see at the end of romantic comedies. That'd be a nice change of pace from the "Seriously, let's just be friends" crap I usually get.
Fight-at-home scene: Music: Kazzer -- "Pedal to the Metal". Especially considering that the scene will definitely end with me storming out, getting into my car, and driving around for hours on end debating whether or not wrapping my car around a tree would be all that bad of an idea.
"Life's okay" scene: Music: Our Lady Peace -- "Somewhere Out There". Would either involve me going to a graveyard at night to relax (yeah, I do that sometimes, so sue me) or heading off to my normal comfort zone, Cinemark.
Mental-breakdown scene: Music: Coldplay -- "The Scientist". I'd be collapsed in my room, clutching my hippie bear and trying to remember that things can only possibly go up.
Driving scene: Music: Damn, I already used Kazzer, huh? Okay, then, probably anything from the "Chicago" soundtrack. And I'd be singing. Loudly. This might be a good scene for you to go use the bathrooms.
Lesson-learning scene: Music: Colin Hay -- "The Flying Song". Could pretty much guarantee it would be me prodded into getting my ass in gear by quite possibly everybody I've ever met.
Deep-thought scene: Hee. I think this scene should start out with me looking like I'm having Serious Contemplation only for the Spongebob Squarepants theme song to pop up on the soundtrack. It'd be so indicative of everything I stand for. *g*
Flashback scene: Music: "How Soon is Now," whichever version was around in 1998. I want to flash back to Hot Blond British Exchange Student, except this time, I want to latch onto him when he's in his James Bond tuxedo, drag him into the nearest empty room, and show him what happens to James Bond when the villain's sexy sidekick gets a hold of him. (Except, you know, without the inevitable attempt on his life that usually ends the night.)
Party scene: Music: Laika -- "Black Cat Bone". If only because any party where that was playing would have lots of close, close sexy-dancin'. ;) Of course, I'd probably be standing by the drink table finishing off a third margarita, but still ...
Dance scene: Music: The Electric Slide. If I'm going to dance, then damn it, I'm going to dance to something where I know the steps. 'Cause otherwise, it's tragic.
Regret scene: Music: Oasis -- "Don't Go Away". You know, looking over my list so far, I don't think I want to see this movie. It's terribly depressing and it stars a kitten.
Long-night-alone scene: Music: "They're Coming to Take Me Away". I see "long-night-alone," I get the impression this scene plays with me being locked in the cupboard under the stairs until the white coats come to bring me home to the asylum and the rubber room. Mmmm ... crayons and paste.
Death scene: Music: Danse Macabre. And it better be a macabre death scene, damn it. I want to be disemboweled by a shrimp fork or eaten by termites or swallowed by a starving python. Although, knowing me, I'll die in an embarrassing toothpaste mishap.
Closing credits: Music: Ernie -- "Rubber Ducky". Why? It's my movie, I get to do what I want. And if that means having a Muppet sing about a bath toy, then damn it, that's what I get. And I don't care who really does the job, I want Orlando Bloom listed as Key Grip. Let's see who stays behind, notices, and giggles at the naughty thoughts.
Name of movie: Glutton for Punishment
Who plays you: I'd have to be animated. Or possibly played by a kitten.
Any other people you want to list:
My younger brother: Vin Diesel. (Bryan actually looks more like Macauley Culkin at this point, but I'm being reeeeeeeeally nice.)
My mom: The mother from "Malcolm in the Middle"
My dad: Homer Simpson.
Opening Credits: Music: Butthole Surfers -- "Dracula from Houston". Would probably involve shots of me driving and looking really cool, only to end with me kicking my car and calling the damn thing every nasty name in the book after it dies on the side of the road.
Waking-up Scene: Music: Detroit Cobras -- "Cha Cha Twist". So picked because it would take forever and would show me stumbling in a daze from my bed and taking all of the bedding with me. Numerous shots of me bumping into things, tripping, severely injuring myself just walking around, etc.
Average-day scene: Music: Colin Hay -- "Waiting for My Real Life to Begin". Cutting back and forth between me doing eight and a half hours worth of monotonous data entry and me trying to get some sleep should do the trick.
Best-friend scene: Music: Linkin Park -- "Breaking the Habit". Would have to have, at some point, my brother and I riding in his car headbanging to this song.
First-date scene: Music: The Jeopardy theme song. Considering the way most of my first dates turn out, would probably be the only sound in the whole scene.
Falling-in-love scene: Music: "Lady in Red". Knowing my life, would probably show me having some sordid daydream about some adorable bastard who won't give me the time of day while five feet behind me, some mongoloid f***wit is staring at me with stars in his eyes. Ugh.
Love scene: Music: You know that sound a snowy TV makes? Yeah, that.
Fight-with-friend scene: Music: John Mayer -- "Not Myself". Unfortunately appropriate, since most of the fights I get into with my friends involve some miscommunication on my side and end with me bawling. Sheesh.
Break-up scene: Music: Considering the way most of my break-ups have happened? Jeremy Kay -- "Have It All". Although I would love to say The Rezillos' "Somebody's Gonna Get Their Head Kicked In Tonight" just because I'd like to a.) be the one doing the breaking up, and b.) have a knock-out drag-down hissy fit while I'm at it.
Get-back-together scene: Music: Michelle Branch -- "Are You Happy Now". For once, I want once of those overly romantic snogfests you see at the end of romantic comedies. That'd be a nice change of pace from the "Seriously, let's just be friends" crap I usually get.
Fight-at-home scene: Music: Kazzer -- "Pedal to the Metal". Especially considering that the scene will definitely end with me storming out, getting into my car, and driving around for hours on end debating whether or not wrapping my car around a tree would be all that bad of an idea.
"Life's okay" scene: Music: Our Lady Peace -- "Somewhere Out There". Would either involve me going to a graveyard at night to relax (yeah, I do that sometimes, so sue me) or heading off to my normal comfort zone, Cinemark.
Mental-breakdown scene: Music: Coldplay -- "The Scientist". I'd be collapsed in my room, clutching my hippie bear and trying to remember that things can only possibly go up.
Driving scene: Music: Damn, I already used Kazzer, huh? Okay, then, probably anything from the "Chicago" soundtrack. And I'd be singing. Loudly. This might be a good scene for you to go use the bathrooms.
Lesson-learning scene: Music: Colin Hay -- "The Flying Song". Could pretty much guarantee it would be me prodded into getting my ass in gear by quite possibly everybody I've ever met.
Deep-thought scene: Hee. I think this scene should start out with me looking like I'm having Serious Contemplation only for the Spongebob Squarepants theme song to pop up on the soundtrack. It'd be so indicative of everything I stand for. *g*
Flashback scene: Music: "How Soon is Now," whichever version was around in 1998. I want to flash back to Hot Blond British Exchange Student, except this time, I want to latch onto him when he's in his James Bond tuxedo, drag him into the nearest empty room, and show him what happens to James Bond when the villain's sexy sidekick gets a hold of him. (Except, you know, without the inevitable attempt on his life that usually ends the night.)
Party scene: Music: Laika -- "Black Cat Bone". If only because any party where that was playing would have lots of close, close sexy-dancin'. ;) Of course, I'd probably be standing by the drink table finishing off a third margarita, but still ...
Dance scene: Music: The Electric Slide. If I'm going to dance, then damn it, I'm going to dance to something where I know the steps. 'Cause otherwise, it's tragic.
Regret scene: Music: Oasis -- "Don't Go Away". You know, looking over my list so far, I don't think I want to see this movie. It's terribly depressing and it stars a kitten.
Long-night-alone scene: Music: "They're Coming to Take Me Away". I see "long-night-alone," I get the impression this scene plays with me being locked in the cupboard under the stairs until the white coats come to bring me home to the asylum and the rubber room. Mmmm ... crayons and paste.
Death scene: Music: Danse Macabre. And it better be a macabre death scene, damn it. I want to be disemboweled by a shrimp fork or eaten by termites or swallowed by a starving python. Although, knowing me, I'll die in an embarrassing toothpaste mishap.
Closing credits: Music: Ernie -- "Rubber Ducky". Why? It's my movie, I get to do what I want. And if that means having a Muppet sing about a bath toy, then damn it, that's what I get. And I don't care who really does the job, I want Orlando Bloom listed as Key Grip. Let's see who stays behind, notices, and giggles at the naughty thoughts.
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