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When we're asked to destroy a shipment, we're allowed to open it up and take whatever is inside if we want it.

Today I was asked to destroy a shipment in a tube, and guess what I found inside?

A Kill Bill poster and the Aragorn ROTK poster.

See, now I have to keep this job. At this rate, the next package I'll be asked to destroy will have a grateful Johnny Depp curled up inside. Oh, yes.

My Daughter wants your job!

Date: 2003-12-11 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mysteri.livejournal.com
She is also jealous. She thinks you need to save a box with Viggo Mortensen, Hush Jackman, Orlando Bloom, and she'll let you keep Johnny Depp with much regret. ;) I'm off now to hunt for an Aragorn poster for her Christmas or Easter present.

Date: 2003-12-11 05:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tree220.livejournal.com
mine mine mine mine mine mine

Date: 2003-12-11 07:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonsinger.livejournal.com
Why would someone want to destroy that package?

Date: 2003-12-11 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neonnurse.livejournal.com
Hmmm, maybe I only have the second best job in the world....

Date: 2003-12-11 09:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deadspiders.livejournal.com
And if Vanessa Paradis is with him, so much the better! Though there's no reason to remove *her* before destroying the package...

Date: 2003-12-12 03:29 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] akacat
If you find Michael Rosenbaum in a box, would you send him to me? I promise to take good care of him.

Date: 2003-12-12 04:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com
The receiver wasn't home and the shipper was on the second try to get it to him, so they just said, "Trash it." Yeah, sure I will. *eye roll*

Date: 2003-12-12 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com
Sure! I know you'll take good care of him. ;)

Date: 2003-12-12 08:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonsinger.livejournal.com
Oh, well, guess that person missed out.

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